You know you're gay when...

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  1. Rugbypup

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    ...you watch a Disney movie, ie Bolt and end up in floods of tears.

    What can I say, it's all about puppies and finding love, yada, yada, yada...

    ...in short, I'm now a mess and want a cup of tea!
     
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    or when you turn down a rare visit to a stripclub with your other straight mates to go to bingo with your gran.
     
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    You dont have to be gay to cry in some of those movies. Disney movies tend to be pretty powerful as far as emotion stirrers go.
     
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    Since I'm only 1% gay, I skip the crying but would very much like the tea.

    You also know you're 1% gay when shopping with your wife and she tries on that awful empire-waist dress that makes her look like a clown, and you go "No, darling... just... no."
     
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    You know you're gay when...
    • You come out to your parents and they say, "Oh thank God! We weren't sure you knew and didn't know how to tell you.":tongue:
    • Straight girls ask you to go shopping with them because they value your clothing/shoe opinions.
    • You own two-tone wing tips.
    • You won't leave the house without 'guyliner'.
    • You live in America, are not a competitive swimmer and wear only Speedos to the pool or beach.:rolleyes::tongue:
     
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    You know you are gay when you have one or more of the following in your CD collection:
    Madonna. Coldplay. The Jonas Brothers. Britney Spears.

    You know when you are gay...and are ugly as sin :rolleyes:--you expect to have a hottie boyfriend that is height-weight proportionate, hung, and works for a Dolce & Gabbana discount outlet.

    You know you are gay if you thought that Brokeback Mountain was a touching gay love story.

     
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    You come to the realization that God doesn't make any junk and that we are all valuable; how great it would be to live in a world without any labels!!!
     
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    . . . when, while walking down the street, you throw your neck out of joint turning to check out some hot guy's ass as he passes you.
     
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    . . . when you watch a big dick getting stroked in the chat room and have to masturbate along with it.
     
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    You know your gay when you touch another mans penis and get an erection.
     
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    Oh Oh I know this one,
    You know you are gay when you have sex with another man.
     
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    You use coasters. Can't get those horrid marks on the glass top.
     
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    You know you're gay when your GF catches you staring at the guy mowing the lawns.......... oops :(
     
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    ...your drink of choice is a cosmo!
     
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    ... or anything with unbrellas. And for some reason, you start using the words Fabulous and Stunning in answer to the question, 'how are you doing today'.
     
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    U have muscles??????
     
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    when you're not talking about a woman and compulsively use the words 'gorgeous', fabulous, or 'darling'.
     
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    ...well, I felt much better after the cup of tea, but I don't think I could watch that movie again, not without ending up a teary mess.

    I'm beginning to worry about this now, as I've gotten a little older I've gotten so bloody soft over silly things. Death, destruction, blood, guts and gore, don't bat an eye, one movie about puppies, I go all gooey.

    I'm not sure I should go to the cinema with people in future in case I get sparked off and have to try and cover it all up, lol.
     
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