You know you're gay when...

[Rugbypup]

...you watch a Disney movie, ie Bolt and end up in floods of tears.

What can I say, it's all about puppies and finding love, yada, yada, yada...

...in short, I'm now a mess and want a cup of tea!

 

[mitchymo]

or when you turn down a rare visit to a stripclub with your other straight mates to go to bingo with your gran.

 

[easytoremember55]

You dont have to be gay to cry in some of those movies. Disney movies tend to be pretty powerful as far as emotion stirrers go.

 

[BillyPilgrimOD]

Since I'm only 1% gay, I skip the crying but would very much like the tea.

You also know you're 1% gay when shopping with your wife and she tries on that awful empire-waist dress that makes her look like a clown, and you go "No, darling... just... no."

 

[Catchoftheday]

...you watch a Disney movie, ie Bolt and end up in floods of tears.

What can I say, it's all about puppies and finding love, yada, yada, yada...

...in short, I'm now a mess and want a cup of tea!

:hug:

 

[Principessa]

You know you're gay when...

• You come out to your parents and they say, "Oh thank God! We weren't sure you knew and didn't know how to tell you.":tongue:
• Straight girls ask you to go shopping with them because they value your clothing/shoe opinions.
• You own two-tone wing tips.
• You won't leave the house without 'guyliner'.
• You live in America, are not a competitive swimmer and wear only Speedos to the pool or beach.:tongue:

 

[invisibleman]

You know you are gay when you have one or more of the following in your CD collection:
Madonna. Coldplay. The Jonas Brothers. Britney Spears.

You know when you are gay...and are ugly as sin --you expect to have a hottie boyfriend that is height-weight proportionate, hung, and works for a Dolce & Gabbana discount outlet.

You know you are gay if you thought that Brokeback Mountain was a touching gay love story.

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

You come to the realization that God doesn't make any junk and that we are all valuable; how great it would be to live in a world without any labels!!!

 

[joeweekend]

. . . when, while walking down the street, you throw your neck out of joint turning to check out some hot guy's ass as he passes you.

 

[B_RoysToy]

. . . when you watch a big dick getting stroked in the chat room and have to masturbate along with it.

 

[B_FruitFly]

You know your gay when you touch another mans penis and get an erection.

 

[Mark_UK]

Oh Oh I know this one,
You know you are gay when you have sex with another man.

 

[DiscoBoy]

You use coasters. Can't get those horrid marks on the glass top.

 

[reallybigshoe]

You know you're gay when your GF catches you staring at the guy mowing the lawns.......... oops

 

[D_Terry_Misue]

...your drink of choice is a cosmo!

 

[arktrucker]

...your drink of choice is a cosmo!

... or anything with unbrellas. And for some reason, you start using the words Fabulous and Stunning in answer to the question, 'how are you doing today'.

 

[luka82]

U have muscles??????

 

[mitchymo]

when you're not talking about a woman and compulsively use the words 'gorgeous', fabulous, or 'darling'.

 

[Rugbypup]

...well, I felt much better after the cup of tea, but I don't think I could watch that movie again, not without ending up a teary mess.

I'm beginning to worry about this now, as I've gotten a little older I've gotten so bloody soft over silly things. Death, destruction, blood, guts and gore, don't bat an eye, one movie about puppies, I go all gooey.

I'm not sure I should go to the cinema with people in future in case I get sparked off and have to try and cover it all up, lol.

 

[swedish fish88]

...When you write columns for Details magazine.