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There was a television expose on this and other horrors that are in hotel rooms not properly cleaned and sanitized by housekeeping.
Suffice to say I travel with a small packet of cleaning wipes and give all the door handles in the room a once over as well as the faucets and toilet seat. Then a quick dab on the television remote and telephone. Don't forget the little peep hole on the door. Whatever you do don't sit on the bedspread and don't put your suitcase on the bed once it's been on the floor. (This television program really turned my stomach and has made me even more OCD than normal) They did their research at a four star hotel not a roadside flop house. The funk and spunk that they found on the walls was an eye opener too. (I wonder if people do that at home and don't clean it up?)



They say the dirtiest thing in a hotel room is the TV remote control.:eek:
 

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When you guys come to my house, you won't have to worry. It's sanitized for your protection. :biggrin1:

So is mine. I have a friend who has a team of 6 people come to clean and sanitize her house 5 days a week (they are more OCD and much more well- to- do than I am) But a mutual friend says that my house is actually cleaner and I only have one person come twice a week and I do all the down-stairs-maid work myself in between.
 

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When you guys come to my house, you won't have to worry. It's sanitized for your protection. :biggrin1:

I know I'm sorry. But look on the bright side... If we ever hook up in my hotel room you are going to know how clean the room is (before ... well you know)

:banana:


**Runs to travelocity to start booking flights** :naughty:
 

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When I'm watching some could-be hot amateur vid but mostly I'm thinking, can't you pick up those clothes, shut the closet door and close those drawers with all the undies hanging out? That's room's disgusting.
And, how about all the stuff all over the floor? :confused:

God, I thought I was the only one who noticed those things! :smile:

I'm very OCD about neatness and order. It boggles my mind that anyone would show their living space in that condition.
:eek:
 

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When you guys come to my house, you won't have to worry. It's sanitized for your protection. :biggrin1:

All Right! Do you put a tissue paper strip around the toilet seat lid that says "SANITIZED"? :biggrin1:

Why is it called Motel 6? Because that's the number of times a room is used before they change the sheets.:wink:

Just gotta remember not to pick my nose while in the hotel room. No picky, no infections. Finger food is a bad idea too.

I also always open up the sheets to see if there are bed bugs or worse. I once stayed at a Hilton where they put pee stained sheets back on the bed. Yeah.
I'm always afraid to look under the sheet at the mattress pad however.
 
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There was a television expose on this and other horrors that are in hotel rooms not properly cleaned and sanitized by housekeeping.
Suffice to say I travel with a small packet of cleaning wipes and give all the door handles in the room a once over as well as the faucets and toilet seat. Then a quick dab on the television remote and telephone. Don't forget the little peep hole on the door. Whatever you do don't sit on the bedspread and don't put your suitcase on the bed once it's been on the floor. (This television program really turned my stomach and has made me even more OCD than normal) They did their research at a four star hotel not a roadside flop house. The funk and spunk that they found on the walls was an eye opener too. (I wonder if people do that at home and don't clean it up?)

I understand now why all those hotel room carpets are dark colors and the bedspreads are heavily patterned. Funk-n-spunk camouflage.:tongue:

Poor maids...
 

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And, how about all the stuff all over the floor? :confused:

God, I thought I was the only one who noticed those things! :smile:

I'm very OCD about neatness and order. It boggles my mind that anyone would show their living space in that condition.
:eek:


I know, right? It's like I'm not a total neat freak but if you're going to broadcast yourself to the world do you really want those nasty Nikes (all six pairs of them) all over plus two weeks worth of laundry and a couple of days of damp towels hanging around?! :eek:

You kind of lose the boner in the mix. :biggrin1:
 

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Cute thread but it got to clean for me..I was thinking more on the lines of holding a teacup with your pinky finger pointing straight out...Watching to much Project Runway.Watching Survivor or Big Brother just to see some flesh or a bulge..Being obsessed with Judy, Marilyn or Liza, know last names needed..Trying to get a glimpse of the cute guys undies at the laundry..and so on...
 

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I have always carried a can of Lysol spray when I traveled. The whole room gets it. Since we now have a bedbug infestation in the USA, I go to bedbugsregistry.com before I book a hotel. Also, someone told me you can carry the spray head lice killer, and use that on the bed too. I always pull the sheets back first thing, and check for bugs. I spray the bed, and covers with cootie killer. If there is a stain in anything, it gets replaced. I tend to choose chains that most people won't use for porn shoots. There isn't enough room in those rooms to get freaky. Too much furniture and such.
 

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Yeah , stayed at a five star hotel last year in NYC ! And the little bed buggers followed me home!
Ended up costing me more than 1500. To clean up the damage!