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Bed bugs are killed by sunlight. Burns their little arses.
 

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NYC is one of the worst for bedbugs. They were even found in a room in the Plaza. A lot of the pesticides used in the past to kill them are no longer around. We went without major infestations for so long that a lot of the current pest controls peeps don't know how to deal with them. ewwww
I was bitten by bedbugs once at a motel. It was the only one available at the time. I did not bring my clothing into the apartment to infest it. I threw some things away. Sheesh. It is what caused me to start carrying spray lice killer.
 

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Tell me more about this kitchen sex.

Reminds me of a porno I noticed when I was working for a video store in college.

Called "Someone's in the Kitchen with Vagina."

/Srsly, this bedbug and lice talk makes me itch........
 

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I'm not gay, but I'm thinking of redecorating....and spraying for bugs.
 

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well thanks for making me even more paranoid than I already was! Im not sure how this topic got derailed by the way but since we're on the topic of bedbugs this is the proper link: Bed Bug Registry - Check Apartments and Hotels Across North America

Im so terrified of bedbugs! I saw a show about bedbugs and some people literally have to move because they cant get rid of them. It makes me want to never travel anywhere!

(dont even get me started on lice and other assorted bacteria that may be lurking in hotels!!)
 

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What does Judge Judy, Liza Doolittle and Marilyn Chambers have to do with being gay? :confused:
If this was a test where you had to fill in the blanks you would get F'd by me...
Does watching "Glee" count?

(Look for your membership kits to arrive in the mail.) :wink:

I bought mine on-line, so if you send me several applications i will give them to my friends.
 
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well thanks for making me even more paranoid than I already was! Im not sure how this topic got derailed by the way but since we're on the topic of bedbugs this is the proper link: Bed Bug Registry - Check Apartments and Hotels Across North America

Im so terrified of bedbugs! I saw a show about bedbugs and some people literally have to move because they cant get rid of them. It makes me want to never travel anywhere!

(dont even get me started on lice and other assorted bacteria that may be lurking in hotels!!)

Find out where your house guest have been sleeping before they cum in! Hey, I do keep a clean bed ! Those critters bite damn little buglers of blood!:mad:
 

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your NON Gay
when
you havnt experienced kitchen sex
as well
need / yet to meet a bed bug, and i am one of those seemingly prone to thriving with them daily, going by some on here ........................