You Know You're Horny When...

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    self-explanatory...finish the last "when" sentence. And then start a new "when" dependent clause.

    For example purposes only:

    ...you wake up touching yourself.

    You know you're desperate when...

    Now your turn, except this time, finish the Title thread "when" and make a new one.
     
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    ...that pie on the kitchen bench looks like it want's you bad.

    You know your getting some when...
     
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    the other person can't keep their hands off of you?
    (i know, i'm captain-obvious :tongue:)

    you know you're from california when...
     
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    ...you think Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwartzenegger were anything more than bad actors.

    You know you're hard up when...
     
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    You know you're hard up when... You look longingly at the salami in the deli case. :tongue::wink:

    You know you're really hungry when . . .
     
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    Didn't you just answer your question in re hunger with your answer to the prior question in re being hard up?

    Never mind. You gotta love salami, whatever that may mean to you, unless you're either a vegetarian or identify yourself as 100% Straight (as if that were ever the case in reality, right, Dr Kinsey?)!

    So... You know you talk too much when...
     
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    ...your rambling puts your pet goldfish to sleep.


    You know you've had too much to drink when...
     
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    You know you've had too much to drink when you wake in a pool of piss, vomit and spilled fish food behind the 40-gallon tank, and your pet goldfish is having its way with you (while the moray eel is going crazy, cheering from inside the tank, above).

    You know people don't like you when...
     
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