You Know You're Hung When......

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by dingdong, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. dingdong

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    .....you sit on the toilet, and get more than what you bargained for....:tongue:

    complete the title with your own suggestions!:smile:
     
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    when every time you sitdown you have to adjust your cock so you don;t sit on the head.
     
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    ... you go for a loo, the men beside start swirling their toungue, giving a sign of tastiness.
     
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    the security officer at airport asks you to remove everything from your pocket several times after you already have!
     
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    Or, he would say, "show me what you've got underneath your pants."
     
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    ... every time you stand in front of a urinal, you can proudly boast "Damn those bubbles tickle!"... :biggrin1:
     
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    When you stand in front of a urinal, and can say "Wow - water's deep!"
     
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    when you're using the commodes with the autoflush and have to remember to get up quick before you get emasculated.
     
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