You know you're spending too much time on LPSG...

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  1. B_bi_mmf

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    ...if your friends on here outnumber your friends on Facebook 10 to 1.
     
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    You know you're spending too much time on LPSG...

    ...when people recognize you more with your clothes off than with them on.
     
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    You know you're spending too much time on LPSG...

    even if you know their birth names people are listed by username in your cellphone.


     
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    If the first thing you tell your wife when you get home is about the awesome thread you read about a cervix! Lol
     
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    ..if the moment you step into the open showers at the gym you say, "What do you guys think?".
     
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    If you've developed a keen eye to photo shop, CGI, etc, then you know you've been here too long.
     
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    You know you're spending too much time on LPSG.....

    when the dawn breaks on a zombie sitting at your computer.
     
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    ...when upon learning that the average size of a toucan's beak is 7.5 inches your first thought is:

    "pics or it didn't happen"
     
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    when you look at the list of latest posts and your name is next to all of them
     
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    LOL! when you read a posts lie hud's and automatically assume they are refering to you (and runs to check if it is true, :wink:)
     
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    I went to everything else the other day and I had 5 of the 7 latest......
     
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    LoL! your are officially soending way too much time here!

    ...When you turn on your computer, go to the internet, and LPSG is your homepage...
     
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    you are officially sending way too much time here!

    when a change of avatar or username triggers feeling of abandonment/betrayal.
     
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    LOL! Many people feel that way aboout us i am sure!

    ...when watching Animal Planet, and they zoom in on a python, and you say:

    "Meh. I've seen bigger..."
     
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    when you hear the weather report calls for 11" of snow your first thought is "real inches or intorwebz inches"
     
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    when someone says theu got a "solid 8 last night" and it takes a beat or two to realize they are talking Hours, not inches.

    ...

    worse when You tell someone you got a "solid 8 last night" and it takes You a moment to remember if it was Hours or Inches! Lol
     
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    hmm i wouldn't be getting that many hours if i found that many inches :tongue1:

    You know you're spending too much time on LPSG...

    when you consider tattooing your favorite emoticons on your arm to help express yourself when words fail....


    :eek::bigeyes::rant::irked::indifferent::grumpy::yumyum::13::mischievous::hug::puppy_dog_eyes::rofl:
     
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    Omg, you should have seen the backlash I got when I tried to change my avatar to the pic of my eyes, lol :cool:
     
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    i'm glad i didn't have to live through the trauma. a lil bit bummed i missed ya peepers :frown:

    You know you're spending too much time on LPSG...

    you're genuinely perplexed when conflicts don't end in a jello-pit-flesh-pile.
     
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    psst, pic is still in my gallery :wink:
     
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