You know you've been an LPSG member too long when...

[Not_Punny]

... almost all your friends have been banned or are gone. :cry:

Whine, whine, whine (referring to myself)

 

[Not_Punny]

I'm reminding myself of the old folks who read the obituaries!

 

[jjsjr]

I know I've been here too long when I can recite from memory verbatim, the titles of multiple threads.

Also, because I'm too comfortable talking about common LPSG topics: circumcision, gay sex, celebrity bulges, circumcision (again), and public nudity..... Often to the chagrin of friends, who might not be as comfortable.

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

I notice it most in Women's Issues when old threads are bumped. The MBs, Gillette, Snoozan. Red, MickeyLee, Think Kink, Jennuine, Naughty, NJ, CF, Madame Zora--too many strong personalities that are, for whatever reason, no longer posting.

Also missing HG and HotBottom.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

No thread has surprised you for five or six months.
But they're not much different from what they ever were.
Been there, done that ... been there, done that ... been there, done that.
You don't know if you should say, 'There's a time for every purpose under heaven,' or 'This too shall pass.'
Very much like life.

 

[The Dragon]

I notice it most in Women's Issues when old threads are bumped. The MBs, Gillette, Snoozan. Red, MickeyLee, Think Kink, Jennuine, Naughty, NJ, CF, Madame Zora--too many strong personalities that are, for whatever reason, no longer posting.

Also missing HG and HotBottom.

You still have "BUTCH" old me, Sweetheart!:biggrin1:

 

[Not_Punny]

Add to the list...

... when people on LPSG know more about you than your real life friends!

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

You still have "BUTCH" old me, Sweetheart!:biggrin1:

Darlin', I was soooo happy when I saw your bitchy ass was back! :dance:

 

[The Dragon]

Darlin', I was soooo happy when I saw your bitchy ass was back! :dance:

Thanks....couldn't let the newbies get away unscathed now could I?

And speaking of Ass...baby got back..teehee.

 

[Drifterwood]

Add to the list...

... when people on LPSG know more about you than your real life friends!

They probably wouldn't want to be my friends anymore.

Having said that, I also now know more about myself.

Tell me what I am having for supper later.

 

[The Dragon]

They probably wouldn't want to be my friends anymore.

Having said that, I also now know more about myself.

Tell me what I am having for supper later.

Gods man make it hard why don't you!

PUSSY!

What else would it possibly be?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Tell me what I am having for supper later.

A Clarksie burned in an Aga.

 

[Drifterwood]

Gods man make it hard why don't you!

PUSSY!

What else would it possibly be?

It's not my intention, but then

I hope other people laughed out loud at your comment. I certainly did.

A Clarksie burned in an Aga.

I don't eat that South Walean stuff. Besides, I am a long way from Agaland.

Mmmmmmmmmm http://www.welshoggie.co.uk/

 

[The Dragon]

So you aren't actually eating pussy for supper with sides of tits and arse?

Drifter!
I'm shocked!

 

[luka82]

you know people`s sleeping habits

 

[Drifterwood]

So you aren't actually eating pussy for supper with sides of tits and arse?

Drifter!
I'm shocked!

I may have overdone it the last couple of days.

Oh well, the road to hell........... :wink:

 

[willow78]

...you start skipping any thread about 'Circumcision' or 'Politics'.

 

[rob_just_rob]

... almost all your friends have been banned or are gone. :cry:

Agree with this one.

Keerist, has it been 5 years?

 

[rob_just_rob]

... the posting cycles are as familiar to you as market cycles are.

 

[rbkwp]

repetition prevails












like toooooooooooooo many diks, hah
on the dance floor