You know you've been an LPSG member too long when...

[deleted3782]

...because I'm too comfortable talking about common LPSG topics: circumcision, gay sex, celebrity bulges, circumcision (again), and public nudity..... Often to the chagrin of friends, who might not be as comfortable.

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No thread has surprised you for five or six months.

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...when people on LPSG know more about you than your real life friends!

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...you start skipping any thread about 'Circumcision' or 'Politics'.

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...when you know to expect drama in February. Long-timers will be able to list the February dramas pretty easily.

Though I have definitely been here too long, I'm still as happy as a schoolboy when I find a new long schlong in the gallery. :wink:

 

[Hoss]

I'm reminding myself of the old folks who read the obituaries!

If I don't check the obits. just how will I know if I'm dead??

 

[B_subgirrl]

...when you know to expect drama in February. Long-timers will be able to list the February dramas pretty easily.

Though I have definitely been here too long, I'm still as happy as a schoolboy when I find a new long schlong in the gallery. :wink:

There are dramas in February? Why February?

 

[deleted3782]

There are dramas in February? Why February?

I have no idea. Perhaps in the past viewership/engagement peaked during the northern hemi winter months?

 

[B_subgirrl]

I have no idea. Perhaps in the past viewership/engagement peaked during the northern hemi winter months?

Very strange. I'm gonna be keeping an eye out for these February dramas now!

 

[earllogjam]

You know exactly who the person is even though they changes their screen name.

You get upset when someone you follow changes his avatar you've grown to like.

Your responses in threads get shorter and shor..

 

[Not_Punny]

If I don't check the obits. just how will I know if I'm dead??

Try watching your fav porn... if nothing happens, you're dead! :biggrin1:

There are dramas in February? Why February?

Perhaps it's Valentine's Day? Arrows hurt.

You know exactly who the person is even though they changes their screen name.

You get upset when someone you follow changes his avatar you've grown to like.

Your responses in threads get shorter and shor..

Word. :biggrin1:

Tell me what I am having for supper later.

A glass of spirits, some beer (although you may have had that earlier in the day) and a few pages of something you didn't want to read, but had to? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Your responses in threads get shorter and shor..

Yup.

 

[Drifterwood]

A glass of spirits, some beer (although you may have had that earlier in the day) and a few pages of something you didn't want to read, but had to? :biggrin1:

No spirits, no whines, no beers. I haven't said no so many times since

Yup.

 

[Not_Punny]

No spirits, no whines, no beers. I haven't said no so many times since

OMG! When did you lock you liquor cabinet?!

 

[Calboner]

. . . when you are impatient for the return of HickBoy.

 

[Not_Punny]

He's probably in the kitchen. Boiling peanuts. :34:

 

[Calboner]

Actually, he made a post while I was writing my previous one. What he said is related to the subject of this thread:

Sorry I gave you all the wrong impression. I should have said, "I will post again when this place stops being such a piss stain."

It's an insipid shitpile, and I've seen nothing worthy of a reply during my little break. Even the Cynics knew when it was time to leave the place to the barbarians. You fuckers can have it for a while.

 

[Not_Punny]

Happy to hear he said something. FYI, boiling peanuts is a fond subject, and Hickboy gave me my fave recipe for it.

 

[Drifterwood]

OMG! When did you lock you liquor cabinet?!

No need to lock it. My willpower is legendary :biggrin1:.

 

[The Dragon]

No need to lock it. My willpower is legendary :biggrin1:.

Damn straight!

He's been resisting my advances for years!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

My willpower is legendary :biggrin1:.

Then don't die intestate.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

. . . when you are impatient for the return of HickBoy.

And for that matter, are begging for the same type of meds hes on.

He's probably in the kitchen. Boiling peanuts. :34:

And I'll bet Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus and Lucy are mad too.

 

[nudeyorker]

I think you are a member here for too long when you can't reconcile the fact that people are banned or left because of their own choices or actions.... Or if you can't take the the time to connect with people who have not left or try to forge new connections with new members because you are a dolt!
But pity parties are fun if you have a mentality of a 12 year old.

 

[ManofThunder]

I think you are a member here for too long when you can't reconcile the fact that people are banned or left because of their own choices or actions.... Or if you can't take the the time to connect with people who have not left or try to forge new connections with new members because you are a dolt!
But pity parties are fun if you have a mentality of a 12 year old.

Forgive me for saying so but you seem a little snippy today. :smile: