You know you've been an LPSG member too long when...

[nudeyorker]

Forgive me for saying so but you seem a little snippy today. :smile:

Forgive me for saying this but you have been a member here for three months so Fuck Off! How is that for snippy?

 

[ManofThunder]

Forgive me for saying this but you have been a member here for three months so Fuck Off! How is that for snippy!

Just a half-joking observation. No offence intended. :smile: I am fucking off now.

 

[nudeyorker]

Just a half-joking observation. No offence intended. :smile: I am fucking off now.

Then have fun. I you need an extra hand I'll be in London next month!
Me ke aloha!

 

[Calboner]

Then have fun. I you need an extra hand I'll be in London next month!
Me ke aloha!

I didn't know Hawaiians speak Yiddish.

Oh, wait: I'm thinking of "kena hora."

 

[Not_Punny]

No need to lock it. My willpower is legendary :biggrin1:.

Oops....Hope you will excuse me while I (double scored and underlined) go get a beer...!

:beerchug2:

 

[Not_Punny]

I think you are a member here for too long when you can't reconcile the fact that people are banned or left because of their own choices or actions.... Or if you can't take the the time to connect with people who have not left or try to forge new connections with new members because you are a dolt!
But pity parties are fun if you have a mentality of a 12 year old.

LOL, there's a sneaky little bit of truth to that! (First paragraph) Second paragraph... OOPS! Just ran over your rollerblades!!! :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Drifterwood]

Then don't die intestate.

Have you been reading that castration thread?

Oops....Hope you will excuse me while I (double scored and underlined) go get a beer...!

:beerchug2:

Drug addict.

And back to the question...........

When you prefer these threads to the Noobs having popularity lovefests.

Me, I was never a Noob :tongue:.

 

[luka82]

Me, I was never a Noob :tongue:.

Oh really, NOOB!?
:biggrin1:

 

[rawbone8]

Oh really, NOOB!?
:biggrin1:

You may think YOU have the laugh on DW, but...
You didn't know him in any of his previous profiles, before your time here.

 

[rawbone8]

Then don't die intestate.

True friends clear your browsing history after you die.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Have you been reading that castration thread?

No.
Leaving me your nutz?
Better include the wheelbarrow.

True friends clear your browsing history after you die.

If you only knew ...

 

[noirman]

I haven't been here long, but when I first found this site, I thought, 'What a treasure trove!' Now, not so much. The repetition is not objectionable because certain topics inevitably come up at a site dedicated in theory to large penises. What is objectionable are the homophobes who whine about the Gay Mafia here, the venom that spews in some threads, and the lack of wit and good cheer I saw in abundance in ome revivals of old threads. "Too long" is a relative term , but the bloom is definitely off the rose.

 

[Rob_81]

I don't know everyone else has wrote so I hope I'm not repeating LOL.

You know you've been here a way long time when:
-You have more friends here than in real life.
-LPSG friends know more about you than real life friends.
-You feel more welcome here than anywhere else.
-Most of your friends are either banned or not here.
-Most threads that would surprise most people are just everyday business to you.
-You've talked to the same people for so long in the chat room, you know, by heart, they're sleeping patterns.

I'm sure there are more. XD

 

[Rob_81]

... almost all your friends have been banned or are gone. :cry:

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I haven't been here all that long but I had like a dozen friends I had to delete because they were banned or like most of them, left the site altogether.

I know I've been here too long when I can recite from memory verbatim, the titles of multiple threads.

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I never thought about it but yeah, that's me XD

No thread has surprised you for five or six months.

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... when people on LPSG know more about you than your real life friends!

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But in their defense, they may not want to know the stuff about me I post on here :tongue:

you know people`s sleeping habits

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...you start skipping any thread about 'Circumcision' or 'Politics'.

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That's always trouble.

Your responses in threads get shorter and shor..

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Funny, because I posted on a noob's thread "Hi". Probably my shortest answer ever on a thread :tongue:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Forgive me for saying this but you have been a member here for three months so Fuck Off! How is that for snippy?

PMSL^ :biggrin1: hmm, *Ducks for cover*

I don't know everyone else has wrote so I hope I'm not repeating LOL.

You know you've been here a way long time when:
-You have more friends here than in real life. Nah
-LPSG friends know more about you than real life friends.Yep
-You feel more welcome here than anywhere else.Depends on the mood.
-Most of your friends are either banned or not here.So True.
-Most threads that would surprise most people are just everyday business to you.Got that right
-You've talked to the same people for so long in the chat room, you know, by heart, they're sleeping patterns.Nah, don't do chat.

I'm sure there are more. XD

Actually miss people when they have been banned or left.
Can spot a drive by Troll.
Don't react to the Trolls
Know circumsion posters inside out.
Realise that people who are friends are not always that.
Know who the clicks are.
Enjoy LPSG for the ups and downs it gives you.

 

[Not_Punny]

Have you been reading that castration thread?



Drug addict.

And back to the question...........

When you prefer these threads to the Noobs having popularity lovefests.

Me, I was never a Noob :tongue:.

I'm a boob, not a noob. Duh!!

 

[Not_Punny]

PMSL^ :biggrin1: hmm, *Ducks for cover*



Actually miss people when they have been banned or left.
Can spot a drive by Troll.
Don't react to the Trolls
Know circumsion posters inside out.
Realise that people who are friends are not always that.
Know who the clicks are.
Enjoy LPSG for the ups and downs it gives you.

What a balanced response! :wink:

 

[Not_Punny]

I don't know everyone else has wrote so I hope I'm not repeating LOL.

You know you've been here a way long time when:
-You have more friends here than in real life.
-LPSG friends know more about you than real life friends.
-You feel more welcome here than anywhere else.
-Most of your friends are either banned or not here.
-Most threads that would surprise most people are just everyday business to you.
-You've talked to the same people for so long in the chat room, you know, by heart, they're sleeping patterns.

I'm sure there are more. XD

Oh

My

God

....

You're my twin sistah!

 

[deleted3782]

I realized I've been on LPSG too long when I was walking through an airport a few days ago and saw a guy with a VPL of his huge dick, and my first thought was to circle around and snap a picture because someone from here will say..."pics, or it didn't happen".

No, ya pervs...I didnt take any pics...but I really thought about it. :tongue:

 

[nicenycdick]

You've been here too long when you can spot an SPH post in the first 3 words.

Or even that you know what the fuck "SPH" means...