You May Belong to The Taliban If.........

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  1. jakeatolla

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    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    11. You bathe at least monthly whether it's necessary or not.

    12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
     
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    Are we supposed to find this post funny? Racist my friend...Racist.....
     
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    Hilarious!:biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    You may live in a closet if ......... You have no clue about humour:cool:
     
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    jaketolla next you will be proclaiming the axis of evil is legitimate....

    I love the humour...its just sooooo unfunny!
     
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    Absolutely hilarious Jakeatolla, thanks! (Both the joke and the Puritan-like scolding from BeautifulSchoolmarm...or is that Dean Wormer in drag??).
     
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    Nice one :)

    The Taliban isn't a race therefore it can't be racist.
     
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    Maybe only Christians find it funny
     
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    so muslims do identify with the Taliban?
     
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    Nope, agnostic here. Try again!
     
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    Exactly! It's not a religion either.
     
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    But MuscleKid dontcha know, "progressive" people looking for :spank:A WITCH TO BURN - er, I mean racism - will always find one. And if they don't, they'll invent a witch to point at (see e.g. Tawana Brawley, Duke LAX, Jena 6, etc.). Otherwise they have to rethink things. Can't have that. Reality is not "progressive!"
     
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    if you wrap your head in a towel.....
     
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    Probably not a good idea to begin trivializing hardy fighters who have an enduring history of booting out foreign occupiers.
     
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    if your rocket launcher is at the repair shop
     
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    So reference to The Taliban is not 'racist' because the Taliban are not a 'race'?? Smacks of White Supremecy here...

    For all those remotely interested, check out Sociological definitions of the term...I wont try and educate, Ive got something more important to do, like stick hot needles in my eyes....
     
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    May I recommend that you not watch "South Park" or "Family Guy" then?

    If you think this thread is offensive, I can only imagine how you'd take Cartman or Stewie...
     
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    hehe.....love em both!!
     
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    Why don't you just say what you mean? What is your REAL argument?
     
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    where have you come into all of this musclekid?? We would have lost you long ago 'dahlink'
     
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