You May Belong to The Taliban If.........

[Not_Punny]

Jakie, I love the post. Fucking hilarious. Thank you for posting. :tongue:

Oh, and while I'm at it... (I may have mentioned it before, but that doesn't stop me from posting it again.... :biggrin1

What is the Taliban's favorite retail store?








Turban Outfitters...

 

[Beautifulbreeze]

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[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Bautifulbreeze. If you hate this thread so much, why are you bumping it?

Who are you? You obviously aren't a new member. Fess up before you get busted.

 

[Drifterwood]

A Canadian was in a bar and leans over to the guy next to him and says, ''Wanna hear an American joke, eh?''

The guy next to him replies, ''Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm an American. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'' tall, weighs 225, and he's an American. The fella next to him is 6'5'' tall, weighs 250, and he's also an American. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The Canadian says, ''Neh, I don't want to have to explain it three times.''

 

[Not_Punny]

Yeah, well how many times does an Englishman laugh at a joke?

When he hears it...

When someone explains it to him...

And when he finally thinks he gets it...



(Not that you're English, of course...)

 

[Not_Punny]

Thanks, everyone, I'll be here all week....

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When I was a kid, I only wanted to be one of two things: A writer or a comedian. Too bad I couldn't be both. :tongue:

 

[Beautifulbreeze]

Not Punny...clearly a thinking woman. Wonderful.

 

[Beautifulbreeze]

and rec3000 my dahlink such assumptions! Would just love to agree but cant. Only been here 3 days and already have sussed who thinks with their head and who thinks with their.......

sweet ramblings, finished now deary?

 

[yurkon]

sadly, the taliban is in it for the long haul and americans have an attention span of a couple of years. Tali attempted WTC bomb in 93, again in 01, so we're due for something, maybe in '09 and they are probably already here biding time.

 

[Drifterwood]

It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks.

The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I wanna see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"

So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.

The sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...

The captain comes along with his swagger stick.

He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. "DID THAT HURT?" he yells.

"No, Sir!" came the reply.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man.

He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"

Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the swagger stick.

"Did THAT hurt?"

"No, Sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"

 

[Drifterwood]

Bad taste clearly is'nt in the balls of the holder.