You perfect guy..

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by HairyTXdude, Feb 28, 2010.

  1. HairyTXdude

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    List 3 things that you perfect guy has too have!
    ya we could do 5 but that wouldn't be as fun


    • Hairy aka lots of chest hair
    • Uncut aka Foreskin
    • At least 7 inches length
     
  2. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    1. a vagina
    2. tits
    3. a morally casual worldview
     
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    1. Be devoted and passionate.
    2. Have great sense of humor.
    3. Reliable horny, above average penis.
     
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    1. love exploring outdoors
    2. love history
    3. love my dick in his ass

    (on edit, not necessarily in that order, but lack of 1 & 2 have doomed more relationships than lack of 3; happily now I have them all)
     
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    Loving and affectionate, Great sense of humor, Not afraid to show emotions, does not have to like the same things I do, but be willing to share time in both of our interests.

    And lasty.... He is very handsome and muscular with a very large package, a member of this board, and his ID must start with an "A" :wink:
     
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    1. sense of humor
    2. nudest
    3. foreskin
     
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    1. Smart, interesting, active (is that cheating?)
    2. In great shape
    3. Knows how to pleasure a woman (or at least THIS woman)

    (and his username starts with an R:tongue:)
     
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    1. nice smile
    2. nice body
    3. be brain damaged enough to like me
     
  9. Chase1600

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    Fuck, I wish you were gay
     
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    My guy, perfect or otherwise, will not have a vagina nor tits :smile:.
     
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    1. actually has to love me.

    2. actually has to enjoy my company

    3. has to smell good to me
     
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    1. Secure with his past
    2. Living in the here and now
    3. A plan for the future
     
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    1. Must know how to use his brain.
    2. A sense of humor is necessary.
    3. Absolutely has to respect me.
     
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    1. Gotta be as cute as Zac Efron.
    2. Must have a chemistry with me.
    3. Must respect me. (I don't like the guy who swears or curses a lot)
     
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    1. He must acknowledge that he is not perfect, that I am not perfect, that no relationship is perfect, yet he must strive for the best in everything.

    2. He should ideally be as old as myself or at least be as mature as myself or maybe a little more.

    3. He should be a gentleman, but always ready to show his emotions, if adequate.
     
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    1) Good hygiene
    2) Good table manners
    3) Big low hangers
     
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