I'm reminded of a time long ago when I lived in a small town in Illinois. I had driven to the post office to do some business there and as has been said many times here, for no reason at all I arrived with a raging hard on. I was wearing a pair of old suntans that were just a little on the snug side. I parked in front of the P.O. and seeing no one except a woman in the car next to me I decided to take my boner in with me. I got to the door (full glass) just as a young woman was about to come out and I, being a gentleman, held the door open for her. She thanked me but before coming all the way out she dropped her eyes and I knew I'd been scoped which just guaranteed that my erection was going nowhere. She did leave, however, with a smile and I went inside to pursue my business. I'd no more than got started when the door opened and the young woman came back in WITH the gal I had seen sitting in the car outside. They went to the lock boxes which were across from me and pretended to be looking for a certain one but then the second gal turned and just totally stared at my stiffness which by now was NOT ebbing especially since the other girl had turned and was also staring. I had finished my work by now and had a couple of items to post and since the mail slots were near the two, I walked slowly toward them, stood facing them and checked my pieces to mail, dropped them in the slot and started for the door but not before one of them said, "THAT'S a beauty."
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