Almost, but not quite. Frankly, I got turned off and left. When I was very young, 19, I was in the military and posted to Germany. The German family that ran the local concession for an on base dry cleaners (which cleaned and pressed uniforms mostly and other things as well) and I became friendly because I spoke and addressed them politely and by name. Anyway, at Christmas, they asked me if I would consider dressing up in a Santa suit and they would pick me up and take me to their home on the weekend and ask that I play Santa to their two small children. They got the idea because I had an artic/expedition weight/loft parka that was enormous in loft. They had seen the parka because I wore it and they had cleaned it. They thought if I wore it under the suit, it would give the impression of a Santa better than someone with just a pillow for padding as the suit was about 7" of loft all over...waist, chest, back, arms. I bought it because I had heard it was cold in Germany...it was...but way overkill...lol. That parka and since they thought I was a nice guy or something I might do it. They got the santa suit and a couple of weeks later as I recall they picked me up on the weekend before Christmas and took me to their house in the afternoon. I played Santa to their children. They lived on several beautiful acres with their own small lake and had a beautiful home in the Bavarian style. Anyway...all that is beside the point. After the children were put to bed, they asked me to stay for dinner and they would drive me back afterward. I said ok, after dinner they were being very hospitable and gave me a crystal beer mug with a pewter top for Christmas and to thank me and asked me to stay and take a sauna and hot tub with them. I had never done that so I did. I did not have a suit so I just wore one of his and that is when the couple discovered how endowed I am. During the course of the evening we got along fine, they took me home later. Just after new years they asked me to visit again on the weekend. I was single had nothing better to do so I said sure. Dinner, wine, hottub, sauna...and this time they asked me about my penis size and such. I must stress they were not trying to pick me up or have sex or anything. Anyway, when they commented on my size and asked to see I showed them. They both were very impressed. I was starting to get hard so they asked me if I would jerk off for them and I did. I cum a lot so that also impressed them. They were shocked at how big I am and my cum and couldn't stop talking about it. Later they took me back to the kaserne. A few weeks later I think it was they asked me to come over again on the weekend, and I went. After dinner and the hottub they asked to see my size again and then they asked me if I would consider doing a "blue" movie. I had no idea what that was. They showed me one and some pictures and told me they had a friend who financed movies done in Frankfurt and Hamburg and if I was interested they were sure he would be interested in me as they had never seen anyone so big in the movies. To shorten this really long story, they set it up for a few weeks later and about a month before my 20th birthday the three of us drove to Frankfurt on a weekend. I walked in, we chatted, watched a bit of them getting ready, and met some of the other actors. The director and the guy who was the friend of the people I knew and some other people wanted to see my size, so I showed them. An actor who was there and the "star" got ugly because my soft size was bigger than his erection (he was an American too) but everyone else was nice and seemed eager for me to participate but the women were concerned. The women on the set they wanted me to act with were really not that pretty or appealing to me, and with the negative arguments and comments from the "star" and some of the women and somehow it didn't seem right so I told them I had decided that I was
not going to do it and I left. I was very young and frankly a bit naive in many ways, but I did know that the entire affair seemed sleazy and what you might call "back alley" now. I understand the process is different now, but back then I was not impressed. Anyway, I left, my friends tried to talk me in to just watching and hanging out, but after a bit left it alone and we drove back. Later I thought about it and think they were afraid I would report them to the military for getting me involved in something like that or something and they would lose their very lucrative concession. That never entered my mind, but I just got the feeling that was on theirs. Anyway, a few months later I was transferred to another area of Germany and that was my only real shot as a porno career. Though I have had quite a few women and men mention it since.
BTW, I still have the crystal/pewter mug. It sits on a shelf in my kitchen.
Big Ben
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