"You should be in porn" comment.

D_Martin van Burden

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I think I would do some work for, like, an amateur jerk off site simply because the cost-to-benefit ratio is SO in my favor. I could make a pretty good sum doing something I love doing for free -- or maybe something even a little more adventurous. And I worked out the defense in my head too.

"Wha? How did I know I was in porn unless... YOU.... went to that web site, ya perv?!" :D
 

D_Martin van Burden

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...but not in life after love.

Not that that isn't a pretty good idea -- being able to move on from a bad breakup -- but I'm not willing to give Cher all the credit. And Lord love 'em, I got enough gay guys on my counseling roster.

(Never mind that the only women I seem to be attracting nowadays are the mothers of my kids from session. AVAILABLE chicks, where art thou?) :)
 

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They've found a new father for who will "fix" their kids for them, Dee.

Can't imagine why you don't want a piece of that pie...
 

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Originally posted by autumnbreeze4321@Jul 20 2005, 07:01 AM
As the only female to respond----I fantasize about being a porn queen, but could never do it in real life
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I guess it has more perks for a woman than it has for a man - even though neither porn actresses nor porn actors can't get rid of a sleazy image, I have a notion that actresses are more popular and more accepted than men.

I have been handed cards of several studios' talent scouts on occasions, and keep them stuck to the wall above my desk, but the thought of actually auditioning never was substantial to me.

Bruce
 

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Originally posted by autumnbreeze4321@Jul 20 2005, 07:01 AM
As the only female to respond----I fantasize about being a porn queen, but could never do it in real life
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I can't let you be the only girl here, Autmnbreeze! lol :rolleyes:

I was actually approached once by some guy from a magazine who was really persistent! I don't remember the name of it --this was a few years ago-- but the jerk wouldn't leave me alone. We were in San Diego to see friends & were at a restaurant of all things! The guy apparently followed me to the ladies room & was waiting right outside when I came out. I tried to walk away from him but the creep followed me all the way back to the table, talking the whole time & embarrassing me half to death. :glare: When my husband saw what was going on he got rid of the guy, but I still get the creeps when I think about it. :scared:

:eek: Karen