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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by AdmiralBeefheart, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. AdmiralBeefheart

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    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    While wiping his chin,
    He said with a grin:
    "If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
     
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    And now I know the meaning to life
     
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    Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack slipped and burned his dick.........
     
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    ...poor jack....Jill is probably upset. Or treating his burns...one of the two.:biggrin1:
     
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    Yes yes, mankind's ultimate destiny is to figure out how to turn men's ears into pussies. Who knows what evolution has in the cards?
     
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    I mentioned before about a guy's t-shirt that said "I am the man from Nantucket."
     
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    Unfortunutately, I never saw him.
     
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    Is that how the real limerick that starts with "there once was a man from nantucket" finishes?
     
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    Can't believe I wasted those seconds of my life.. let alone am wasting more typing this to tell you that.
     
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    Never have so many been so nonplussed by the concept of aural sex.







    There's another limerick about the man from Nantucket, but it involves unconventional banking practices rather than big dickery.
     
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    Yeah that one annoyed me. This one is much more interesting. Short, to the point. That one is pages long.


    so what are you going to do about it?

    More importantly, what are you going to do about that time you've been wasting since you were born??
     
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