Let's see once when I was being arrested nekkid as could be I made a move on the cop--he was not particulary amused so I batted my eyes at him and told him to stop playing hard to get. He then hog-tied me and tossed me in the back of a squad car.
And of course I can wiggle my ears--
My first sexual experience was with a ladybug--it was a pillow and I was about 5 years old (don't ever tell me little children aren't sexual)--but anyway it could be said I first got aroused by a bug.
And of course I can fold my fingers backwards (I am double jointed).
I once sent a nekkid picture of myself to Uncle Walter--that's Walter Cronkite. (For the record I got a letter back thanking me for writing to him--I don't know if he saw the photo)
And of course my eyebrows are multi-colored (it's called aging and they're going gray)
I once sang the song Arizona (by Mark Lindsay) for 16 hours (well, in all fairness, I can't really sing so it was more of an off-key squwaking and yes I was fairly drunk most of the time). I also recorded the video of All You Zombies by the 80s group/band The Hooters and watched it again and agin for an unknown amount of time--I may have been drunk--I can;t remember since I was in a blackout. I only know about it because I came to in the jail cell--neighbors had complained about the excessive noise.
And of course I open bottles with my teeth.
Sorry Hick, I really tried, but I am nowhere near as screwed up as you are.