You think you're more fucked up than I am?

Onslow

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Let's see once when I was being arrested nekkid as could be I made a move on the cop--he was not particulary amused so I batted my eyes at him and told him to stop playing hard to get. He then hog-tied me and tossed me in the back of a squad car.

And of course I can wiggle my ears--

My first sexual experience was with a ladybug--it was a pillow and I was about 5 years old (don't ever tell me little children aren't sexual)--but anyway it could be said I first got aroused by a bug.


And of course I can fold my fingers backwards (I am double jointed).

I once sent a nekkid picture of myself to Uncle Walter--that's Walter Cronkite. (For the record I got a letter back thanking me for writing to him--I don't know if he saw the photo)

And of course my eyebrows are multi-colored (it's called aging and they're going gray)

I once sang the song Arizona (by Mark Lindsay) for 16 hours (well, in all fairness, I can't really sing so it was more of an off-key squwaking and yes I was fairly drunk most of the time). I also recorded the video of All You Zombies by the 80s group/band The Hooters and watched it again and agin for an unknown amount of time--I may have been drunk--I can;t remember since I was in a blackout. I only know about it because I came to in the jail cell--neighbors had complained about the excessive noise.


And of course I open bottles with my teeth.



Sorry Hick, I really tried, but I am nowhere near as screwed up as you are.
 

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once, when i was 15 year old , i masturbated (13 times) in one day.
honestly, the last cum it were bubbles
I know i can beat that. ha !!!!!!