you will excuse me...

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by GoneA, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. GoneA

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    beloved, it has come to my attention that i have not introduced myself via the 'meet and greet' section - this seems to be all the rage lately, and dare i say it, protocol. i am terribly sorry for my, well, [FONT=&quot]negligence[/FONT] and hope that you - all of you - will find the strength in your beating hearts to forgive me. i know now that i am [FONT=&quot]fallible[/FONT] and am very sorry for leading you all to believe otherwise. if i could go back and change things, i most certainly would ... i most certainly would.

    nevertheless, be that as it may: hello, i am GoneA. nice to meet you.

    *
    shakes your hand*
     
  2. Pecker

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    I only respond to posts that interest me.
     
  3. D_Barbi_Queue

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    go away newbie, we don't like your kind here.
     
  4. Pappy

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    For your failure to follow accepted protocol you get 40 lashes:spank: on the pee pee with a wet noodle. Then you have to sit in the corner for an hour.
     
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    100 years old and still learning social graces.

    Outrageous.
     
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    2,392 posts in 5 months...and he thinks we give a fuck?
     
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    Talk about someone with too much time on their hands!!!
     
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    _________________________________________________________

    Did you wash your hands?:biggrin1:
     
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    Welcome stranger...
     
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    So you're Mr. Big.

    *sotto voce* my best Maxwell Smart agent 86 voice.


    Oh sorry. Sigh. You don't watch TV. Never mind. I'll look up something apppro from Great Expectations. :redface:
     
  12. Lex

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    The way to become recognized and known here is to participate. Post, respond, be insightful, reflective and funny (or not).

    GoneA--as you have done that, there's truly no need for an introductory thread.

    (Honestly, I don't think there is a need to any of them. But that's just me...)
     
  13. GoneA

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    yeah i know lex, my sentiments exactly. i would like to think of this as a parody on all of that...
     
  14. GoneA

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    *gasp* outrageous.
     
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    Any more outbursts like that and you'll be found in contempt.
     
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    Welcome again, Gone A!

    I will continue to welcome you as long as you need reassurance that you are safe here. I know how the post traumatic stress syndrome can kick in after a few rounds with our loveable tribe here! LOL!

    Naughty
     
  17. Lex

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    But he's NOT safe here. No one is.
     
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    its not time he has on his hands
     
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    Well, I'm going to take this opportunity to hijack (sort of, since it's a related topic) GoneA's thread and mention that I never introduced myself either.
    It did not seem to be part of the standard protocol back then, plus I had been lurking for a while.

    I tend to agree with what Lex said a few posts earlier, I'm not sure that it is all that necessary to introduce oneself unless a new member has something special to announce about himself/herself (and, since most of us think that we are special anyway, this may not be a valid criterion...).

    In any case, if my non-introduction was a flagrant violation of an unwritten protocol, then I wil humbly ask for your magnanimity and forgiveness.:redface:
     
  20. naughty

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    That was Ominous ,Lex!

    Thanks. I guess I will go and get in my bomb shelter now.OH, Dont try to open the door it is locked from the inside....


    naughty
     
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