You, Your Farts, and LPSG?

unabear09

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whew......thats a relief.


I was begining to think I was the only one who got the loud farts when I'm on LPSG!
 

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I would be surprised if there isn't a fetish for having ladies fart in your face - I, though, prefer to make ladies fart :tongue:
Uhm there is a fetish for ladies farting.

How about www.cakefarts.com? and sister sites involving pudding and meatloaf?


You like to make ladies fart? Just tell all the women on here how you would make them queef. I'm sure they would appreciate lots of lurid detail.
 

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Kaka-phunny :rolleyes:

You Sir, could keep a frigate in full sail at twenty knots. :biggrin1:

And you Sir, have a nose for acrid phun.

On a more sober note, there are 67 causes of Flatulence

1. Accessory navicular bone
2. Achlorhydria
3. Acinic cell carcinoma
4. Banti's syndrome
5. Blastocystis hominis
6. Brainerd diarrhea
7. Celiac Disease
8. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 1
9. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 10
10. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 11
11. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 12
12. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 13
13. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 2
14. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 3
15. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 4
16. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 5
17. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 6
18. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 7
19. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 8
20. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 9
21. Chilaiditi syndrome
22. Cholangitis
23. Cholecystitis
24. Clostridium perfringens food poisoning
25. Colorectal cancer
26. Congenital megacolon
27. Congenital short bowel
28. Congenital sucrose-isomaltose malabsorption
29. Cyclosporiasis
30. Cyclosporiosis
31. Cystic Fibrosis
32. Diabetic Gastroparesis
33. Diverticular Disease
34. Duodenal conditions
35. Endometriosis
36. Esophagus diseases
37. Familial Colorectal Cancer
38. Flatulence
39. Food allergies
40. Food intolerances
41. Gall bladder conditions
42. Gallstones
43. Gas/bloat syndrome
44. Gastritis
45. Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease
46. Gastroparesis
47. Giardia
48. Glucose-galactose malabsorption
49. Group A Streptococcal Infections
50. Helicobacter pylori bacteria
51. Hiatal hernia
52. Indigestion
53. Irritable bowel syndrome
54. Lactose Intolerance
55. Malabsorption
56. Ovarian carcinosarcoma
57. Ovarian epithelial cancer
58. Pancreatic cancer
59. Pancreatic insufficiency
60. Peptic Ulcer
61. Pyrosis
62. Schatzki ring
63. Short Bowel Syndrome
64. Sialorrhea
65. Stomach Conditions
66. Stomach cancer
67. Stomach cancer, familial