You, Your Farts, and LPSG?

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  1. Drifterwood

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    Me, loud and frequent, but less offensive than often initially presumed. :biggrin1:
     
  2. Mr. Snakey

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    I love eating a big old bowl of beans and playing name that tune.
     
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    whew......thats a relief.


    I was begining to think I was the only one who got the loud farts when I'm on LPSG!
     
  4. Drifterwood

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    I'll name in one. GAS GIANTS LYRICS
     
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    Ladies don't fart. You know that. :rolleyes::tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Me...SBD silent but deadly!
     
  7. Mr Ed in Mass

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    They Fluff!
     
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    Dancing fluffs!

    :dance::dance::dance:
     
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    I fluff and then I hold the sheets over Mr. Ed's head! :sleeping: :crazy2:
    Til' he gives in to my fragrant demands. :aargh4:
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Uncle!!! Uncle!!!................
     
  11. Drifterwood

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    I've known a few Divas of the anal acoustics. :smile:
     
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    Hmm any playing of the "Ring around the rim" game with those Divas? :crazy2:

    C.B.:saevil:
     
  13. Drifterwood

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    I would be surprised if there isn't a fetish for having ladies fart in your face - I, though, prefer to make ladies fart :tongue:
     
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    Uhm there is a fetish for ladies farting.

    How about www.cakefarts.com? and sister sites involving pudding and meatloaf?


    You like to make ladies fart? Just tell all the women on here how you would make them queef. I'm sure they would appreciate lots of lurid detail.
     
  15. Drifterwood

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    Oh fucking hell.

    What is the word for laughing with tears whilst wanting to barf?
     
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    (cognitive dissonance?) kakka-phony:biggrin1:
     
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  17. Drifterwood

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    Kaka-phunny :rolleyes:

    You Sir, could keep a frigate in full sail at twenty knots. :biggrin1:
     
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    now THIS is killer shit here!!:lol:
     
  19. rawbone8

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    And you Sir, have a nose for acrid phun.

    On a more sober note, there are 67 causes of Flatulence

    1. Accessory navicular bone
    2. Achlorhydria
    3. Acinic cell carcinoma
    4. Banti's syndrome
    5. Blastocystis hominis
    6. Brainerd diarrhea
    7. Celiac Disease
    8. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 1
    9. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 10
    10. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 11
    11. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 12
    12. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 13
    13. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 2
    14. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 3
    15. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 4
    16. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 5
    17. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 6
    18. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 7
    19. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 8
    20. Celiac disease, susceptibility to 9
    21. Chilaiditi syndrome
    22. Cholangitis
    23. Cholecystitis
    24. Clostridium perfringens food poisoning
    25. Colorectal cancer
    26. Congenital megacolon
    27. Congenital short bowel
    28. Congenital sucrose-isomaltose malabsorption
    29. Cyclosporiasis
    30. Cyclosporiosis
    31. Cystic Fibrosis
    32. Diabetic Gastroparesis
    33. Diverticular Disease
    34. Duodenal conditions
    35. Endometriosis
    36. Esophagus diseases
    37. Familial Colorectal Cancer
    38. Flatulence
    39. Food allergies
    40. Food intolerances
    41. Gall bladder conditions
    42. Gallstones
    43. Gas/bloat syndrome
    44. Gastritis
    45. Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease
    46. Gastroparesis
    47. Giardia
    48. Glucose-galactose malabsorption
    49. Group A Streptococcal Infections
    50. Helicobacter pylori bacteria
    51. Hiatal hernia
    52. Indigestion
    53. Irritable bowel syndrome
    54. Lactose Intolerance
    55. Malabsorption
    56. Ovarian carcinosarcoma
    57. Ovarian epithelial cancer
    58. Pancreatic cancer
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    60. Peptic Ulcer
    61. Pyrosis
    62. Schatzki ring
    63. Short Bowel Syndrome
    64. Sialorrhea
    65. Stomach Conditions
    66. Stomach cancer
    67. Stomach cancer, familial
     
  20. B_Hickboy

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    I go fall on my sword now.
     
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