Young 19 yr old and 26 yr old partner seek ladies and gents in Bristol, England.

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  1. B_Innocentz

    B_Innocentz New Member

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    Plus some juicy stuff on our first post too!

    Not looking for porn stars for our vids at the moment, just meets and sex :)

    The following gives you an idea of us, if you're after the meat and potatoes skip to the "I aint readin' all that!" version at the very bottom.
    Or if you're bored and horny google our names and watch our vids on Yuvutu then come back and read!


    [] Chapter 1: The Happy Couple.
    Hey there you, whoever you are your welcome here friend, unless your a clown, we're totally not into clown sex after watching Stephen Kings I.T
    NO CLOWNS!
    We're a happy go lucky skip through meadows couple with a very naughty secret, and if you keep listening we'll tell you.
    That seat comfy? Are you ready?
    ...
    We both LOVE watching "Two and a half men".
    I know what you're thinking, it's corny and over-rated but damn it cracks us up!
    Other than that we're a pretty unassuming couple, attractive and keep in relative good shape (Running away from clowns keeps us in tip-top condition).


    [] Chapter 2: She looked over you with hungry eyes, but realised the oven was on.
    I'm the girl next door; a little shy, a little flirty gorgeous 19 year old brunette with killer legs, a great ass and enough energy to make the energiser bunny pack up his shit and move to Kansas for the easy life!
    I'm also 5ft 9", so if any of you have complexes about height you won't be able to 'rise' to the occasion (See what I did there!?).


    [] Chapter 3: He set it to vibrate and laid back; ever the fan of Xbox 360 controller.
    He's my 26 year old sex god!
    Lucius spent his youth exploring sexually and have finally settled down with a pretty girl who doesnt set fire to the kitchen when she cooks and can almost keep quiet during Star Trek.
    5ft 11", Average build, thick sturdy penis and a long tongue!
    Most often described as "being a twat", but you can't beleive everything his mother says he's a pretty nice guy to be honest :)


    [] Chapter 4: And they set out looking for adventure.
    We're looking for singles and couples of all races, no aliens or clowns please, of good breed!
    Whilst males are being harvested for their sexy bodies and penis, we're quite particular about our women; but don't be shy dear swingers, ask away, the worst that could happen is a fake headache and the sound of hurried feet on gravel, dissapearing into the distance ;)

    As for age, if you were around when trains were invented chances are you're going to be dissapointed, and probably quite bewildered by this fancy "internet" inside your picture box!
    If you've looked after yourself, age isn't a huge factor.

    We can't accomodate and dont travel to homes, but we will meet in nuetral playing grounds such as The Office in Bristol or a bar.
    Unless we've met you before of course, then we're happy to knock on your door, drag you upstairs and spend the next couple of hours pissing your neighbours off.
    No bum stuff for Innocentz until she's had some more experience.


    [] Chapter 5: Touchy feely.
    If you like the look/sound of us, then shout us a message.

    We have got a lot of interest in the past and we tend to most often reply to picture verified people who have taken the time to say something genuine.
    We're not looking for dirty chat or webcam stuff, just meets so if your trolling for a fiddle you're out of luck.

    And with that, we look forward to hearing from you!
    I will be responding to most messages personally, Innocentz is too busy on the roof in her fold-out chair, watching out for those damn clowns.


    [] "I aint readin' all that!" version.
    19 year old, attractive, slim, tall brunette girl. 34 C.
    26 year old, attractive, average, tall dirty blonde guy. Thick sturdy cock.
    Only meet in neutral territory in Bristol.
    Same room moresomes.
    Always uses condoms for penetrative sex.
    No anal.
     
  2. B_Innocentz

    B_Innocentz New Member

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    Thanks for all the PM's guys, just replied to a bunch so check your inbox :) x x x
     
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    hi, we are just outside bristol and bath, maybe we could get to know you. sam and paul
     
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    Also in Bristol so would love to meet up and have some fun if youre still looking for big cocks
     
  5. B_Innocentz

    B_Innocentz New Member

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    Thanks for the replies, hoping to finally get some of you in my mouth and on Yuvutu ;)
    I got a new site up for those who want to keep perving (free same as last one).
    >>> Anna's Website <<<
     
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    Hello, very nice pics hon, and VERY interesting writings, wish I was in your part of the UK, am XXlarge but not long enough, am in the States. Good luck on your hunt, would love to have a nice 3 or 4some for a few nights ! Matcus
     
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    all very hot.....keep up the good work ;-))
     
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    You're beautiful ... :) will be mailing you now.
     
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