Imagine my shock to find out I am considered a milf to some of the younger set!
A few years ago I was at a gay club with a female friend who is a few years younger than me, so she was probably in her late 20s or early 30s at the time. At the time they had go-go dancers, including this gorgeous straight boy who was an amazing dancer. All the gay guys were into him, but he was only interested in women. So he sees my friend--it's important to note that this woman is rather
gorgeous--and at the end of the night after the club had closed he was hitting on her fiercely. She was loving the attention and I have to admit I was a bit jealous. At once point she turns to me and says, "If only he knew I have to go home to my kids." (Her oldest was nearly a teenager.) He didn't hear what she said, because at the exact same moment he had turned to his friend and said, "I'm really into older women."
I nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.
My friend gets the last laugh, though. The last time I saw this guy he'd gotten kinda fat and in just a few short years he's aged rather badly.