Your 3 most physically painful experiences

[mitchymo]

What are yours?

mine are:-

1. toothache (i know women who say this is more painful than pregnancy)
2. standing on a nail (twice)
3. cramp in my throat whilst yawning.......this was a cramp like no other i ever felt before, i am prone to getting it in my calf muscles and toe pads

 

[Industrialsize]

3 arthroscopic surgeries on my shoulders within a 1.5 year period!

That was my reward for exercising regularly. :frown1:

 

[mitchymo]

3 arthroscopic surgeries on my shoulders within a 1.5 year period!

what is an arthroscopic surgery?....what does that involve and why you have it (queue nosy parker)

 

[Xcuze]

1. Foreskin caught in zipper - I always thought this was a jokey myth..until it happened to me! Yep, there was blood too..

2. Toothache - I had it 2 years ago & still remember how fucking annoying it was! You literally wanna yank it out with pliers...

3. Food poisoning - Ill spare u the details..

 

[mitchymo]

1. Foreskin caught in zipper - I always thought this was a jokey myth..until it happened to me! Yep, there was blood too..

OOOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!

 

[Industrialsize]

what is an arthroscopic surgery?....what does that involve and why you have it (queue nosy parker)

My right shoulder I had 2 tears in my rotator cuff repaired, and a bone spur removed. In my left I had the same thing PLUS a detched biceps tendon!(Ouch). It didn't heal properly because the ligaments got attached to the bone in wrong places by scar tissue. So tey had to go back in and release the ligaments......There were not enough narcotics in the WORLD!

 

[mitchymo]

My right shoulder I had 2 tears in my rotator cuff repaired, and a bone spur removed. In my left I had the same thing PLUS a detched biceps tendon!(Ouch). It didn't heal properly because the ligaments got attached to the bone in wrong places by scar tissue. So tey had to go back in and release the ligaments......There were not enough narcotics in the WORLD!

Nasty, the idea of anything involving bones or tendons makes me feel woozy

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Wisdom teeth removal
Surgery to repair a tendon that was severed in a work accident, in my pointer finger.
Shin splints. or a kidney infection.


My life has been relatively pain free.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

1. Surgery after a bite from a brown recluse in a BAD area.
2. The First Bandage removal after that surgery.
3. Pre Menstral Cramps intensified by an abortion a week earlier. *waits for it*

Explanation: My first massage was on a female who had had an abortion a week earlier...and the massage was the day BEFORE her cycle was to start. The teacher did not teach us about "Grounding: aka Letting Go of the energy thats transferred during a massage." I woke up at 2am and couldn't straighten out my body in what was, at the time, the most intense pain I had ever experienced. I had to take a flexeril and a vicodin to relax and sleep. The next night at school...the girl came in all happy and feeling amazing and said.... I feel GREAT!!! Thanks so much! then whispered...I was dreading the start of my period today considering what I had just went thru...I expected it to be horrible..but it was easier than it ever had been." I said...yah I figured. She looked at me and started crying... she knew what had happened at that point.

So yah..PMS!

I'm so glad I'm not female.... Ya'll got some tough stuff to go thru monthly.

 

[Northland]

Broken femur bone (right leg) hurt like hell. A woman later said when she had the same thing happen it was more painful than giving birth to her daughter.

Stomach cancer-pain in the stomach of that level is horrendous.

Massive ear infection when I was 12-it built up an insane pressure before releasing blood and pus-Chrstmas vacation in 1971 was not fun.

 

[2322]

1. Being circumcised without anesthesia
2. Being shackled to a St. Andrews cross with my nipples in Japanese cloverleafs, my frenulum and foreskin clothespinned, my balls hung with logs, while my genitals were being flogged with leather whips.
3. Tightening my braces

Honorable mention goes to

1. Dropping an iron on my foot
2. Hyperextending my thumb
3. Rubber band spacers for my braces

 

[Mem]

1. Toothache
2. Prince Albert piercing
3. Soar throat. I was in HS and didn't take anything for it for a few days waiting for it to go away on it's own. It felt like razor blades were scratching my throat every time I took a breath.

 

[2322]

1. Surgery after a bite from a brown recluse in a BAD area.
2. The First Bandage removal after that surgery.
3. Pre Menstral Cramps intensified by an abortion a week earlier. *waits for it*

Explanation: My first massage was on a female who had had an abortion a week earlier...and the massage was the day BEFORE her cycle was to start. The teacher did not teach us about "Grounding: aka Letting Go of the energy thats transferred during a massage." I woke up at 2am and couldn't straighten out my body in what was, at the time, the most intense pain I had ever experienced. I had to take a flexeril and a vicodin to relax and sleep. The next night at school...the girl came in all happy and feeling amazing and said.... I feel GREAT!!! Thanks so much! then whispered...I was dreading the start of my period today considering what I had just went thru...I expected it to be horrible..but it was easier than it ever had been." I said...yah I figured. She looked at me and started crying... she knew what had happened at that point.

So yah..PMS!

I'm so glad I'm not female.... Ya'll got some tough stuff to go thru monthly.

I'm intrigued by this. Could you write more about it? I find it fascinating.

Thank you for sharing it.

 

[MickeyLee]

1. combo body damage after a failed attempt for tony hawk glory - broken foot, dislocated hip, fracture ribs, busted up my back - bed for 3 month and intense physical therapy.

2. nerve damage cause by an infection - nerve death is agony. pain killers do nothing.

3. not so much pain but pure torture all the same - 10 years old. poison ivy head to toe. really head to toe, i had to shave my head.

ML

i should delete this post. the universe is going to think i'm bragging about being a badass. the universe will try to teach me a lesson.

 

[Mem]

1
3. Pre Menstral Cramps intensified by an abortion a week earlier. *waits for it*

Explanation:

I read your explanation and it makes no sense.


PS your sex change looks amazing.

 

[mindseye]

1. epididymitis
2. getting my right nipple pierced (the left one wasn't nearly as bad)
3. the third one was pretty gross; I'll spare you.

 

[PornForPatric]

1) Grazed by bullet. Cut a nice channel through my flesh & left me a pretty keloid to remember it by.

2) Car accident. Cut off by a truck, hit a telephone pole to avoid a bus bench. Bit off part of my lower lip, knocked out two teeth, cracked my jaw. *Bonus emotional suffering*: my sister flirting with the intern cleaning my wound, who wasn't exactly gentle before she started distracting him!

3) Hit by drunk driver. Fractured arm and friction burn. Worst, worst, worst thing. I was underage & they wouldn't give me anything for pain until a parent or guardian arrived!!!

 

[eddyabs]

My brother George, under 13 Surrey Tennis Champ, serving a furious first serve right into my bollocks as I lay on the court in sheer frustration at being whipped by my younger brother.

Coming off my mountain bike at full pelt, foot trapped in pedal cage and hard metal stud on bike imbedding itself into my shin, that was outrageously painful.

Having an argument when a teen with first love....door slammed extremely hard, onto my little finger...completely shut on it....AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

 

[basque9]

1. Having my foreskin carved off at age 45 by a surgeon using a local anesthetic while I held my cock in my hands!
2. Rheumatic fever leg pains.
3. Getting 4 dental implants using a local anesthetic.

 

[Not_Punny]

My three?

All three of my :eek222::eek222::eek222: eyes after reading this thread!!!!!!!!