your bank account please

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anyone have any fun/vicious, or simply effective retorts to these friggen incessant "i'm the king of my people, i need to put $25 million into an account, can you please give me your #'s, date of birth and mother's maiden name" emails????
 

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I would encourage you to simply delete and ignore. I know of a gentleman who STUPIDLY replied and who STUPIDLY supplied information in hopes of "getting rich quick" (I cannot emphasis STUPID enough). Fortunately for him it was not a scam, per se, but it was an operation set-up. He was arrested and consequently lost his job (he never fully disclosed the details of the situation - said he was embarrassed - dumbass!).

Better to delete and ignore my friend!
 

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just give me all your info, and i'll take care of the paperwork for you :newangel:
 

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I love those stupid e-mails. Reading them is a great way to start the day with a smile - thinking that there are actually people stupid enough to make it worth someone's while to keep sending out such ridiculous junk. Personally I like the Christian widows from the Ivory Coast best.
 

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well obviously i delete 'em all, (actually i print them out and burn them in a ritualistic manner) but the friggen 500th time in a week, i get a hankerin' to lay down some whoop ass of some kind on the bass turds.

i mean the only thing i can think of that would be MORE annoying is something like, well, i guess those closest might be like having me continuing to beat dead horses in threads that began to stink and atrophy 4 1/2 months ago....