A good friend and I went to a nudist camp, I was at the bar getting something to drink, my friend heard two 'gossipy queens' (his words, not mine) going on and on about the size of my penis...
So he turned and said "oh, he name is ....., he is a great guy, and there is a real person attached to that monster AND he is sleeping in my cabin tonight".
he said they were speachless.
we later saw them at the hot tub, my friend grabbed my hand (as if we were a 'couple' (we were not) I tried not to laugh....