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How is getting an amazing blowjob flameworthy? Sounds like you had a good time, good on ya

What's disgusting about that? :confused: I'm completely baffled.

False teeth are "disgusting"? I once had sex with a girl with one arm.

I'll tell you what was disgusting, though. The worst garlic-mixed-with-Marlboro's-and-3-days-n-the-desert breath in the history of the world. Sex with that.....[shivers]

Seriously guys, my mates are so open minded about any sex, but the disgust on their faces was unbelievable and their comments too, personally i'd go back tomorrow, it was awesome.
 

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What's disgusting about that? :confused: I'm completely baffled.

False teeth are "disgusting"? I once had sex with a girl with one arm.

I'll tell you what was disgusting, though. The worst garlic-mixed-with-Marlboro's-and-3-days-n-the-desert breath in the history of the world. Sex with that.....[shivers]

Yeah dude, it's sad how many girls smoke cigarettes to get themselves ready for sex. I've turned down what I knew would be great sex because I couldn't get myself to kiss that mouth that reeked of tobacco.
 

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Okay, it seems the girls want someone to go into a little more depth about an awesome blowjob. So here goes, just my personal preferences.

Okay so first off, the most important thing there is: be interested. Nothing more of a turn off than if you're distracted or not paying attention. A sexy as hell way to do this is to make eye contact, smile, and when you come up for air compliment your guys cock. Super hot if I get good words on my dick. As far as teeth goes, no, big no no. Teeth scraping is like nails on a chalk board. :frown1:

Uhh lets see. Sucking noises can be turn ons at the right times, too much is like fucking disgusting. Same goes for saliva, don't spread it like peanut butter on a sandwhich. Hands, I'm not a fan of your hands on the same time. Hands can be fondling and playing with balls, thats always really fun. Oh what really turns me on, is if you have your hands feeling up the guys abs, damn that feels amazing. That can be used early on when your just starting, when you really are getting into it, hands gripping my hips or thighs is just sexy as hell :eek:. Just remember that you're in charge, and you can make your guy cum whenever you like, get him close, wind him down whatever :smile:. You're the one down there so it's pretty much up to you when and when he doesn't cum. Another thing, know your guys sensitive spots, those play a major part of a huge orgasm. Right as you feel him spasming and getting ready to let loose, focus on those spots and use your mouth and tongue to exploit those places and his orgasm will be roaring.

As far as tongue goes, use your mouth like your fists, and your tongue like your gun. In the action movies, the cooler guy uses his fists a lot more and he looks a lot cooler. The guy that uses a lot of guns and no fists, is just not so cool looking. So pull out your tongue when you want him to either orgasm or get really close. :wink:

Thats just my personal experience as to what I really like when I get my blowjobs. A lot of it is really general, and can be applied to every guy, but some is just preference. Ask your man what he likes and doesn't.
 

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the finishing point of the best blowjob ever....is the smile (not on all girls mind you) on their faces when u cum!!!! like she can sleep easy!!!
 

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The best b/j was many years ago. She could suck your cum from your brains through your cock and you would faint. I spent 4 night with her and I had to leave town before I didn't have any brains left. I never found another one like her. All she wanted to do was suck cock. My ex wife was very bad at it, until I didn't want her to even think about it.
 

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Forget the balls. It's all about the the penis and the underside of the head. That, plus the passion behind the effort. 'You've got to love the dick'.
 

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The best:

I will never forget it. She took my cock in her hands and, with great care and devotion, massaged it to full erection. Holding the shaft with her right hand, she admired its thickness, its heat, feeling my heart pounding inside. She gently kneaded my balls with the other hand, dipping her head down to kiss each one in turn. She looked up, a promise in her wicked smile. She raised her head to kiss the tip of my dick, now wet with pre-cum, saying softly in whisper that she really liked how hard I got. With a soft moan of pure lust, she took the head of my cock into her mouth, sliding her tongue up and down that hot spot just under the head. Slowly, and with the lust of a woman enthralled, she went down my shaft until she almost nosed my belly. No woman had ever taken my girth so far, so deep. She pulled up and slowly bobbed her head up and down, her eyes watching me, speeding up as she drove me to a frenzy I had never before felt. I was floating in sexual limbo, my body all but disappeared as I concentrated on that one swollen organ. I was on the edge of explosion, my head rocking back and forth, as she sped up...and then she stopped. My cockhead was wet and hot in her mouth, my hips struggling to move against her tongue. It belonged to her now. She kept me suspended there, in time and desire as the world stood still. Until I could take it no more...and she stroked me as my cock exploded, more cum that I'd ever felt, erupting in waves of white froth, my head flung back, my body arched. I hung in sedated ecstasy for a minute...two minutes...it seemed to never end.

I will never forget it.
 
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Like some others have said, enthusiasm is key. The best I ever had are the ones I get currently from my girlfriend. There's no fancy technique or anything, she's just expressed an honest enjoyment over the taste of my cum and is eager to suck me when she has the opportunity.

She salivates quite a bit when she does it, and while it's possible that she's secretly imagining a delicious bowl of ice cream, I'll take her at her word that he's looking forward to the moment I pop for her. Point being, her mouth's warm and wet and feels great.

Her pace is slow and she sucks only lightly, caressing my cock with her tongue as she does it. Her hands just wander and massage and tease. I can see her focusing her attention on the way my cock throbs inside her mouth as things build up towards that release.

She keeps going as I cum, and after I cum, making sure to get every last drop until I pull away because things have drifted into the realm of the ticklish and she's all smiles.

So yeah... moreso than anything else, it's that sense that she's doing it for her own enjoyment and desires (as opposed to doing something she doesn't enjoy in order to please me). It makes it about a thousand times sexier and more enjoyable than some specific technique.
 

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No special technique I can think of except it really helps when she holds my balls. That and eye contact, slurping sounds, drooling, and moaning sounds. Slutty make up adds quite a few points as well.
 

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Straightboy here. I haven't met a girl who can deepthroat me yet, but I do enjoy when they try. Girl I'm with now prides herself on being able to deepthroat, but can't fit me (which is bittersweet), but she likes to lay on her back with her head off of the edge of the bed, letting me fuck her throat as hard as I can. It's pretty awesome.
 

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Guys, I understand about enthusiasm, but I have that in spades! I already love giving blowjobs, as some of you may know, since I've talked about it often on the forums. I love sucking his cock!

Since I have mastered enthusiasm, I want to know about the specifics!

You can't complain that you don't get what you want if you don't tell us how you like it! Consider this a record for posterity, for all the men who will receive blowjobs in the future. What do you want to pass on to the men and women to give them?
 

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I consider myself a connoisseur of blowjobs. Like many other guys have said, attitude and enthusiasm is the most important thing. You have to love sucking my cock and be completely devoted, or I can't be bothered.
A bad blowjob is worse than no blowjob in my book.

Encourage your man to tell you what he likes and go from there. Every man is different, my balls are extremely sensitive for example, so I can only stand the lightest handling. Personally I'm a big fan of the long, slow and steady with hand stroking and lots of tongue action, not the frenetic Linda Lovelace head bobbing.

If what you're doing is working, don't be in a hurry to change it. Nothing's more annoying than when someone's got a good rhythm going, and I'm really getting into it, and they start mixing it up with one little trick after another trying to impress me with their repertoire of dick sucking techniques. Worse, if they keep stopping and starting. Stay focused, as if there is nothing else in the world.

Read you partner's reactions and how his dick responds. Encourage him to be vocal. Communication, verbal and nonverbal, is key. Most of all, love what you're doing, and you'll be amply rewarded. :wink:
 

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Oh! Good thread petite!

Common you guys, this is your chance to tell us how you like it! :rolleyes:
  • Do you guys like getting your balls sucked or just licked?
  • Do you like popping sounds?
  • Does the feeling of teeth put you off, or is it disturbing?
  • Do you like a continued strong sucking with a pumping hand motion or rather have a lot of twirling/sucking motion at the head?
  • Does just licking or softly kissing the shaft do anything for you?
  • Do you like a slow, sensual making-love-to-your-dick blowjob better than a more passionate one?
  • ....?
All of these in mixed amounts each time! Every one of these techniques is GREAT when varied and used appropriately.

  • A few minutes on the balls can help to relax the situation a bit and change the focus from the direct excitement of leading to orgasm that constant attention on the shaft and head will give.
  • Popping sounds, as well as slurping sounds, can be great. Not constantly, but from time to time. Also humming and moaning - this not only sounds great, but vibrates the whole cock a little which feels nice!
  • Teeth takes me being in the right mood, and you have to be very very very very careful with them. No scraping, no real rubbing with them. Just some extremely soft nibbling just behind the head. Can't emphasize the lightness enough - even that is EXTREMELY intense and sometimes too much. But when I'm in the mood for just that, oh my god that feels awesome.
  • The next three things are ALL great, and each of the two options given for them should be used about 50/50. No one thing is better than the other, they're all amazing at different times.
My personal favorite ever though is with my girl laying across my legs, facing me, naked as could be. She's looking me in the eye, I'm able to see and fondle her tits and pussy, and she's very slowly and relaxingly sucking my cock. Almost casually really. Extremely slowly, mostly taking it in with moderate speed, but then pulling it out soooo sllllooowwwly. Her hand should also be lazily playing with the shaft and balls from time to time. I once had a blowjob like this for about an hour and a half. It was divine.
 

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Do you guys like getting your balls sucked or just licked?
Drives me wild to have my balls licked, sucked, nibbled, pulled, twisted, squeezed (always gently, always). Love the feel of the whole sac being pulled into your mouth, the tongue darting around.

Do you like popping sounds?
It's OK, doesn't really do all that much for me, but I like looking into your eyes and watching my dick disappearing into your mouth. I get off on a little gagging now and again. Like it when you pull off, spit on my cock, then chow down again.

Does the feeling of teeth put you off, or is it disturbing?
No problem with teeth (always gently, always), and it drives me insane to be nibbled -- everywhere! I love to have my foreskin chewed -- oh god yes!

Do you like a continued strong sucking with a pumping hand motion or rather have a lot of twirling/sucking motion at the head?
I like to be sucked down to the base of my cock, slowly, sensuously at first, with the occasional thrusting and deep throating, not so much the handjob until just before climax, then love to have my load stroked out. No death grip on the meat, please. Like it long, slow, deep, and like to trade off, but if we're talking just a blowjob then make me last as long as you can please.

Does just licking or softly kissing the shaft do anything for you?
It drives me wild! Especially the licking, inserting your tongue under my foreskin, circling the head, skinning me back and sliding that muscular tongue up and down my shaft, over and around my balls, ohhh gawd yes.

Do you like a slow, sensual making-love-to-your-dick blowjob better than a more passionate one?
I like both, like it all. Depends on time and circumstances of course. As others have said, if you are smiling and interested and focused, it is ALL good! And please, look into my eyes as much as you can, show me how much you are enjoying it.

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You can send me into orbit if you massage my ass, slide a finger or two in now and then, while you are throating me. One of the best blowjobs I ever got was a girl who swallowed my cock, squeezed and massaged my balls with one hand, and fingered my ass with the other. I was servicing her pussy and clit with my tongue and lips as she rubbed it on my face -- talented girl.

Also, talk to me, tell me what you are going to do to me, how big and thick I am, how you want to choke on my cock, have me breed your throat. Tell me what you'd like me to do with you, to you, for you. Drive me over the edge, take my load, swallow or spit, then kiss me long, slow, deep.
 

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If what you're doing is working, don't be in a hurry to change it. Nothing's more annoying than when someone's got a good rhythm going, and I'm really getting into it, and they start mixing it up with one little trick after another trying to impress me with their repertoire of dick sucking techniques. Worse, if they keep stopping and starting. Stay focused, as if there is nothing else in the world.

Yeah that really throws it off. I think mine would never take more than 5 minutes if this never happened.

But there is no such thing as a "bad blowjob"... that's an oxymoron.
 

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I want to know about the specifics!

You can't complain that you don't get what you want if you don't tell us how you like it! Consider this a record for posterity, for all the men who will receive blowjobs in the future. What do you want to pass on to the men and women to give them?

I posted a lot of stuff. So I'm considering my duty done. :wink:
 

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Ok

Plenty of tongue and keep it moving. My favorite style is what I call a little oral annie bj. If you have watched her, she goes down really slowly with her tongue working back and forth as she goes down.

Here is an example
http://www.tube8.com/anal/little-oral-annie-kevin-james/78234/

Edit: Long movie. First good bj at around 10:40 point
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/little-oral-annie/37298/

There are two very sensitive areas on the shaft one right behind the head and the other down where the shaft meets the balls. Plenty of attention to those two areas. Best if you can get the lower area while my shaft is in your throat, but if that is not possible then rub your tongue back and forth then in little circles there.

I like hands free, then you can massage, lightly, my balls. Run your hands up and down my thighs and ass or up my chest and possibly to my nipples.

I don't need eye contact. It is so much better if you swallow. When I come don't stop. At the point that I am coming using hands is ok, but the more in your mouth the better.

One of the best I had, the gf at the time had me deep in her throat, I shot while her nose was in my belly. She kept working the shaft with her tongue only coming up an inch and then going back down again. she could only DT me when she was really turned on and that day she was.

A little drawn out is good too. Don't try to get me off as quick as is possible. Get me hard and then take it slow. Build to a climax. You can only do this after you know the buttons. The same gf who could DT me could also get me off in less than 5 minutes some days. Others have taken 30 minutes or more. She learned what got me hot, so she could start with a hot spot, move away after getting me a little closer to cumming. Then play with a less sensitive area. She might blow me for 30 minutes, knowing that at any time she could concentrate and get my off within a few minutes.

Edit: careful with the teeth. A little is ok, but a lot is like eating ice cream with a new filling.
 
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