Your big cock story

[BigRedMatt]

just wondered if anyone had any stories when having a larger cock got them into trouble?
be it sex be it in public be it anything, share it.

i probably have more than one but a recent one was when i was out with my girlfriend at one her friends house for dinner.
my girlfriend was showing her friend some photos on her phone from our recent holiday in vegas and in doing so accidently (or otherwise) showed her a picture of my cock that i had sent her (see my gallery pic with the tv remote).
needless to say to made the rest of the evening somewhat awkward especially when her boyfriend, who had no idea what was going on, suggested watching some tv after dinner.

either way it didnt matter to me and i had a great evening :biggrin1:

share a story or two

 

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

When I was 20 my girlfriend (at the time) and I went to the fair. I was running late that day so I just threw on a pair of basketball shorts, no underwear. BIG MISTAKE.

My girlfriend wearing a very revealing top and the fabric of shorts rubbing against my head made sure I had a hard on for most of the day. I spent about $50 winning one of those rigged carny games just so I could have a giant stuffed panda to hide my hard cock.

 

[BigRedMatt]

this is less a story and more of a question,
im from the UK but it seems whenever i visit the US i have trouble with the toilets, meaning they seem to be a lot shallower than toilets in europe, or they have quite a large pool of water in them. its a real problem when i need to sit down as i always hang into it or the basin.
whats up with that?

 

[D_Ivana_Bhig-Dicke]

this is less a story and more of a question,
im from the UK but it seems whenever i visit the US i have trouble with the toilets, meaning they seem to be a lot shallower than toilets in europe, or they have quite a large pool of water in them. its a real problem when i need to sit down as i always hang into it or the basin.
whats up with that?

I'm from Canada and I have the same problem up here. Maybe us North Americans take bigger dumps than Europeans. Thus the need for more water?

But I agree it sucks when your dick sips into toilet water.

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

But I agree it sucks when your dick sips into toilet water.

or balls

 

[BigRedMatt]

or balls

haha fortunately my balls dont hang that low!
unlucky there dude

 

[avg_joe]

People call me a horse hung man. They saw my erect dick while I was sleeping naked. LMAO !!!

 

[jdoe86]

just wondered if anyone had any stories when having a larger cock got them into trouble?
be it sex be it in public be it anything, share it.

i probably have more than one but a recent one was when i was out with my girlfriend at one her friends house for dinner.
my girlfriend was showing her friend some photos on her phone from our recent holiday in vegas and in doing so accidently (or otherwise) showed her a picture of my cock that i had sent her (see my gallery pic with the tv remote).
needless to say to made the rest of the evening somewhat awkward especially when her boyfriend, who had no idea what was going on, suggested watching some tv after dinner.

either way it didnt matter to me and i had a great evening :biggrin1:

share a story or two

My current girlfriend has a pic of my cock on her cell phone and she was at her mom's place. Well, her phone looks just like her sister's and her sister picked it up and was looking for a phone number. Luckily, my girlfriend saw that it was her phone (scratch on the back of the phone) before her sister scroll down through the phone numbers. My girlfriend has my cock as a picture ID for my name. I was sitting on the other side of the room and saw my girl just about trip as she rushed over to grab the phone.

She has shown it to a few girls at her work, but that's okay since they are her close friends and they talk about penis size and stuff.

 

[simbablk]

I had taken a picture of myself on my cellphone that I was going to send to my partner (I liked to entice her with pics of my cock every once in a while). i was getting ready to send the picture to my partner but got called to do something else. Then later I received a phone call which I answered and after a few moments of talking we hung up. Well, the phone went to my most recent activity which was the cock picture I was going to send to my partner. As I walked towards my (all female) coworkers, two of them noticed something on my phone. One asked "WHAT'S THAT!?" which of course drew the attention of the second coworker to my phone. Oblivious to what they were talking about, I didn't bother to figure out what they were talking about until one of them exclaimed "oh my god! Is that YOU!?". When I looked at my phone I saw the picture I was going to send to my partner was on the screen. Then one of them asked "is THAT your's?" while the other one looked wide eyed waiting for the answer. I told them yes but to please keep that between the three of us as I didn't want others to know about it. Well, they both vowed to keep it a secret. I do think they told other female coworkers though. We're going on a trip next year and one coworker (who didn't see it) has already told me she wants to ride with me. While that sounds innocent, we didn't get along that well while I was working with them (I've been in another department for 2.5 years) so it's very interesting that she wants to hang with me now.

Oh well. That's what happens when you have pictures of your penis on your phone. I've got many of these stories unfortunately.

Simba

 

[B_625girth]

my wife's gf lived upstrs next door to our little rental house. one afternoon, she came over, didn't knock, and caught me sleeping nude. that nite we were out for drinks and ran into her, after awhile she pulled me aside, and told me what happened. "I had no idea. you're huge. I wanna fuck you. let's threesome." I told her that would be okay, but wife will say no. which she did, and the gf did not let it drop, kept bringing it up periodically. got to be a PITA, plus the gf shot her mouth off, and I got a lot of offers and to be honest, they were pretty darn pretty ladies. temptation supreme. I think she did it on purpose, and they were a few times when I was in her aptmnt with her and her clothes just magically fell on the floor.

 

[BigRedMatt]

seems like most stories involve having pics on mobile phones!

its a dangerous game

 

[Big Del]

I also had a prob with a mobile phone picture! Sent it to a female friend by mistake who was next to my girlfriend in my contacts. We still laugh about it and she teases me that she wishes she had known about that before I got hooked up with my current girl!

 

[thkdck4u]

I guess this is "trouble". Years ago, I was dating a girl that I wasn't nuts about, but figured we would date a month or two, then that would be it. One night a girlfriend came by where I worked, and wanted to party with me after work.

So we went to her place. She said she had to much respect for the girl I was dating, and wasn't trying to seduce me, just wanted to be friends and have someone to party with that night. (She was going to give up blow, and it was her last hoorah.) Anyway, at one point I did try to kiss her, and she resisted and reminded me about the girlfriend.

But later we were talking about porn, and swinging, and sex. She was talking about this guy she liked a lot, but hated that he stuck his finger up her ass without asking. I had never heard about that etiquette before. So I was telling her about anal sex, which she had never tried. I told her about how you have to take your time, use your tongue, fingers, sometimes toys, really get the ass relaxed before you try to go in. Then I showed her some internet porn where the girls were getting their asses fucked and loved it. She said she was reconsidering and wanted to try it. (But not with me.)

Anyway, more sex talk later, I pulled up my profile on an adult site where you meet people. I turned the screen and said very matter of factly, "This is me". She looked at the picture and yelled "OH MY GOD! THAT'S WHAT KAREN IS GETTING? NO WONDER SHE'S BEEN SO HAPPY LATELY."

After that her attitude changed. I could tell she wanted it. So I said, "You want a sensual massage." Before I even explained what that would entail, she said "YES". I said, I would give her a real massage, but it would end in orgasms for her.

I don't remember the details, but it went on for hours. She was a super hot petite blonde, who just handed me the baby oil, and got naked and laid down face down on her bed. I knew I had her when my tongue went up her ass, and she let out a moan that let me know she wanted my cock.

I was able to get her relaxed enough to take most of my cock up her ass. She was transformed.

But the trouble came when my girlfriend never called me again. The blonde told me she never told her, but I'm not what to believe.