Kind of annoying seeing all these threads I am big enough etc etc so heres a list of things you should look out for! Welcome to add your own your big ifs ... Your big if ... Your hand can't fit around your dong. You can't "hide it" when you get an erection. It hurts to put a condom on. You faint or feel faint when you get a "stiff one in ya pants". When you do get an erection it's incredibly uncomfortable to just "leave it" alone. Taking a dump it touches the inside if the toilet (disgusting but unfortunately true). You can self suck (not tried but probably possible). It's heavy. You create your own tent when you get an erection. When you do the helicopter you actually fly away. You can clench it with ya ass cheeks. You land on your penis before your face (when falling). You have to wear longer shorts at football cos you'll "pop out" By being compared to king kongs finger. Barely getting bjs. (not always the case) Accidently knocking a lady out with your dong. Having to hide it in your sock.