Your big if..

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  1. Lionel_Inchy

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    Kind of annoying seeing all these threads I am big enough etc etc so heres a list of things you should look out for!
    Welcome to add your own your big ifs ...

    Your big if ...
    Your hand can't fit around your dong.
    You can't "hide it" when you get an erection.
    It hurts to put a condom on.
    You faint or feel faint when you get a "stiff one in ya pants".
    When you do get an erection it's incredibly uncomfortable to just "leave it" alone.
    Taking a dump it touches the inside if the toilet (disgusting but unfortunately true).
    You can self suck (not tried but probably possible).
    It's heavy.
    You create your own tent when you get an erection.
    When you do the helicopter you actually fly away.
    You can clench it with ya ass cheeks.
    You land on your penis before your face (when falling).
    You have to wear longer shorts at football cos you'll "pop out"
    By being compared to king kongs finger.
    Barely getting bjs. (not always the case)
    Accidently knocking a lady out with your dong.
    Having to hide it in your sock.
     
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    ewww the toilet one hit close to home....ever hit the water? nasty
     
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    Your big what?
     
  4. Lionel_Inchy

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    Nope glad I don't il probs end up stooping eventually hahahaha
     
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    Is it really not that obvious?
     
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    Its obvious.
     
  7. averageguy1

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    I believe it was a reference to the incorrect usage of "your"
     
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    the toilet one is gross but true.. I've had it happen to me multiple times
     
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    Biggest problem I have is tripping over it when I get out of the shower.
     
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    Yes, and I always curse the short-dicked fools who design toilets.
     
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    .....if it enters a room 10 minutes before you do.
     
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    The toilet water levels in the US must be really high or something cos I just checked my toilet and it's over a foot between the toilet seat and the water and you'd need to be a couple inches longer than that for it to go past your legs as well.
     
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    LMAO
     
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    It actually is really high in a lot of places in the states. Many of the toilets in Europe/Canada are meant to conserve water so they have really small tanks, so their bowl doesn't fill up that much. US toilets often have the same size of bowl but sometimes 3+ litres of water in them.
     
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    toilet one is too true. thought i was the only one annoyed by that.
     
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  17. Lionel_Inchy

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    Pfft, Grammar police .. Lock me up & throw away the keys ......
     
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    It's big when you can fuck your partner from across the street
     
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    It isn't that the water is high it is that some bowls are shallow. I have been in public restrooms where it was no more than 5 or 6 inches from the seat to the water, so once you sit down it is easy to take dip
     
  20. bobg4400

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    Still you'd need to be slightly longer for your dick to go the extra vertical distance created by your leg so even assuming a 7 inch softie which is really rare the water level would have to be 2-3 inches below the bowl unless you had really think legs or something.
    I just can't believe toilet designers would build them like that beacuse when you flushed it would just overflow really easily.
     
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