Your Chinese Zodiac Sign

[Pecker]

Uh oh.

Next time I go to my doctor I'm going to have to ask him if he's a Dog or a Pig.

If he's anything else I'm outta there. :blink:

 

[TragicWhiteKnight]

Originally posted by Pecker@Feb 10 2005, 12:52 PM
Uh oh.

Next time I go to my doctor I'm going to have to ask him if he's a Dog or a Pig.

If he's anything else I'm outta there. :blink:

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Pig fits me perfectly. Though I think I'm supposed to be a water pig, which seems to be the exact opposite. I no longer trust astrology to judge my character.

 

[jaajaa]

This is me.. got this from the same site.

Gemini Tiger

These cats love change, and they love to move. While the rest of the party finds them to be the most interesting thing there, this cat becomes easily bored. Staying in one place too long is not what this Tiger enjoys....so if your find yourself becoming attached to this cat, enjoy it while you can!

jaajaa

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by jonb+Feb 10 2005, 02:06 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Feb 10 2005, 02:06 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Water pig here. The water one makes sense, but I&#39;m not refined enough to be a pig. (Don&#39;t even mention the irony of that.)

naughty -- I&#39;d like to see this "my native american animal". I&#39;m not aware of any tribes with some sort of astrology. I mean, there are Lakota constellations, but we don&#39;t have actual zodiac signs.

See what I mean by twinkies, surferboy?

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Pig fits me perfectly. Though I think I&#39;m supposed to be a water pig, which seems to be the exact opposite. I no longer trust astrology to judge my character.

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Add another Water Pig to the list. It doesn&#39;t fit me all that well, but I guess I can survive. The regular zodiacs on the site had a more decent match with my Libra description though.

 

[jdoe86]

I was born the year of the rabbit

 

[Synergistic]

I was born early 1984 which puts me as a pig.

>Sincere, Diligent, Genuine, Obliging, Generous, Friendly
>-----------------
>Materialistic, Pigheaded, Gullible, Naive, Lazy, Superficial

I mean these things are so vauge that of course some of them are going to fit me, but not all of them do.

But when you consider my Western sign I become an aquarian pig.

>These pigs love to interact with people. They are very talkative, energetic and
>often very popular. These pigs are often respected, especially because of their
>excellent in skills in communication. These pigs like to always be on the go, and
>tend to get bored easily.

I don&#39;t like people that much really, I&#39;m a man of few words, rarely energetic, and noone at my school here even knows me.

But I do get bored very easily. So once again half hit, half miss.

 

[viking]

I&#39;m a horse:

Friendly, Vivacious, Enduring, Witty, Cheerful, Refined, Independent
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Selfish, Reckless, Vain, Impatient, Volatile


Pretty acurate If I do say so myself.

 

[deleted62]

Baaaaaaa. . .

It says I need to be a cartographer. Most of my military career has been spent over a map. Odd.

-Z

My two cents can buy you some fine wool.

 

[someone2004uk]

Born leaders, Ox people inspire confidence from all those around them. They are conservative, methodical, and good with their hands. However, they can be at times chauvinistic and demanding. In fact, the strength of an Ox person comes out in great shows of deter-
mination, obstinance, and defense for what they believe in. Although they enjoy their private life and doing things on their own, Oxen are strong, dutiful and reliable. They construct firm bonds with their home and family, and while not the most romantic of the animals, Oxen make affectionate, faithful partners and lovers.

Honest, Loyal, Popular, Sincere, Steadfast, Reliable
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Stubborn, Impatient, Inflexible, Narrow-Minded, Sulking


The following occupations best suit the Ox personality.

PAINTER ¤ MECHANIC ¤ ARCHITECT ¤ FARMER ¤ ARMY OFFICER ¤ BANKER ¤ REAL ESTATE AGENT ¤ ARCHEOLOGIST ¤ MANAGER ¤ ENGINEER

No one with an Ox personality is afraid of hard work. Some notable Oxen include Napolean, Vincent Van Gogh, Walt Disney and Richard Nixon.
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Cancerian Ox

These Oxen are much more in tune with their artistic side. They use their strength and perseverance to further develop their artistic skills. These Oxen love to surround themselves with all things beautiful, and they are often quite good at interior decorating. They are most happy when family and friends surround them.
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I&#39;m a photographer so that sort goes with the whole artist thing, I guess I agree with most of it, even the bad bits, expect the whole narrow-mindedness. I guess you could call me consverative but only with a little c. cause unlike surferboy, I&#39;ve gotta be able to trust you before i divulge any info.

 

[prepky]

Rooster...and most of the charastics match me...

 

[naughty]

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Jonb,

I have the book in my office .I will get the information for you.I think it is probably one of these New Age bastardizations. Who knows... I thought it was interesting...


Naughty














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http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/chinese/animal2.htm

Check out your animal sign there, mine was actually spot on.  So was the one for my gf (she&#39;s a Snake) she is very jealous hehe and so she won&#39;t let me show my dick in public (I was only jokin anyway )

Tiger here, and aspiring writer.

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There are some things in my year (sheep) that would apply to me. But for this to be right it would have to apply to every person I went to school with, everyone I graduated with, all my friends and exes who have been the same age as me.... that seems pretty improbable. Not that grouping people together by month makes any more sense... except from the standpoint that it would be harder to disprove by personal experience. We don&#39;t usually group people together by the month of their birth but it&#39;s pretty common for groups to be centered around years of birth. Anyway the point here is these things are intentionally vague and worded in such a way that most people reading them could apply any sign to themselves. I read 5 other sign descriptions and each of them I thought "well, that could apply to me". They say something complimentary or general to appeal to your inner narccicist ("generous to the ones they love" - who&#39;s not? or "they love their homes.. but secretly crave a life of luxury" -is there someone out there who feels uncomfortable at home and wishes they were out on the street?) Then to explain each trait they offer several adjectives, often ones that conflict with each other, but any person ought to be able to pick out at least one from the list and say "oh, yeah, that&#39;s why I feel that way." and ignore the rest of the list.

Sorry.... I realize I&#39;m being kind of a curmudgeon here. Ignore me, please. and move that plant in the corner while you&#39;re at it, it&#39;s messing up your chi which I think has something to do with your connection speed.

I&#39;ll go back to stealing candy from children and making loud sarcastic comments in movie theaters now....

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[thufirhawat]

1982...Dog here...

Originally posted by from Chinese Horoscop


DOGS


C H A R A C T E R I S T I C S :
Devoted, Resilient, Unselfish, Honest, Resourceful, Reliable
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Nosy, Cynical, Cantakerous, Pessimistic, Anxious, Introverted

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Dogs are naturally honest and faithful to the ones they love. Dogs seem to specialize -- they find an hobby or interest they enjoy and stick to it. Unfortunately, most Dog people are plagued by worry, a sharp tongue, and a tendency to find fault in things. They have a sense of justice and fair play, and are particularly good at finding logical solutions to problems. As far as Dogs are concerned, it is the people that count. Trustworthy friends and good conversationalists, Dogs have a tendency to hold grudges until appeased. Despite having a temper at times, they need loving, stable relationships. Once they&#39;ve found their mate, they are faithful for life.

The following occupations best suit the Dog personality.

LAWYER ¤ ACTIVIST ¤ TEACHER ¤ SCIENTIST ¤ SECRET AGENT ¤ PRIEST ¤ PSYCHIATRIST ¤ CLERIC ¤ DOCTOR ¤ POLITICIAN

Some notable Dogs in these fields include Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, Sylvester Stallone, Norman Schwarzkopf and who could forget, Liza Minnelli&#33; Must ... fight urge ... to make fun ... of ... Liza ...

I think it suits me quite well...except I plan to become a librerian-documentalist &#33;

 

[ceg1526]

Originally posted by prepstudinsc@Feb 10 2005, 12:39 PM
Rooster here. To quote from the site:

Roosters are hard workers; shrewd and definite in their decision making, often speaking their minds. Because of this, Roosters seem to boast. They like to put all their cards on the table and respect those who do the same. Roosters love to mix socially -- They are dreamers, flashy dressers and extravagant. They love to attract attention and admiration, and and get angry when someone steals the spotlight. Despite being melodramatic, they are exceptionally practical, logical, and have excellent powers of discrimination. This leaves them with high standards of excellence which at times frustrates others. Although they attract many suitors, they are loyal, level-headed partners make a commitment.

Passionate, Resilient, Patriotic, Industrious, Courageous, Protective
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Conceited, Blunt, Rude, Bossy, Aggressive, Impatient

The following occupations best suit the Rooster personality: ACTOR ¤ DENTIST ¤ DANCER ¤ INSURANCE AGENT ¤ OPERA SINGER ¤ ARMED FORCES PERSONNEL ¤ FINANCIAL ADVISOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DANCER

Well they got one of the career choices correct, however, I&#39;m not sure about ALL the personality traits. I&#39;m definitely not conceited, blunt, rude or bossy. Impatient, I&#39;ll agree with. Passionate, industrious, protective, I&#39;ll give ya. In the Western zodiac, I&#39;m a Scorpio...November here.

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Same here Prep - and I&#39;m a Scorpio - Scorpio - Scorpio for whatever that means. Obviously, I&#39;m all the positive things in the list, but on the flip side I know I&#39;m blunt, and have been called the rest of the list below the line too. I agree with naughty though: we tend to pick out the things in these lists we agree with, and gloss over the things that we don&#39;t think apply to us. I believe it&#39;s impossible to catagorize any group, let alone basing it on the sun, the moon, and the stars.

An opera singer? My singing range is about four notes. A dancer? I dated a choreographer that figured if she could teach me a step, she could teach anyone.

Take care

Ceg

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by naughty@Feb 10 2005, 05:13 PM
I have the book in my office .I will get the information for you.I think it is probably one of these New Age bastardizations. Who knows... I thought it was interesting...

Probably. There is a Lakota calendar, your basic lunisolar calendar, 13 months, extra day or two to complete the year. Actually, the idea of a heliocentric universe, dealing a fatal blow to astrology in any meme complex, is very clearly expressed in Lakota cosmogony.

 

[HachiGoLucky]

1982 Dog, seems pretty accurate, future teacher

 

[13788]

Driveway: Metal Monkey Cancerian...so whazzat mean?

Outgoing, witty, intelligent, playful, crafty, mischevious, yet reserved, nostalgic, avoidant, and a home body. Yee-haa contradiction.

Predictions for the year of the Cock...

This year will be characterized by much strutting and preening with little actually being accomplished.

sounds like there&#39;s a rebuplican in the white house.

oh, and no one should get married this year, last year was the year to do it.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

I&#39;m a rabbit too. It mostly describes me. But I don&#39;t think I&#39;m superficial...I never try to "judge a book by it&#39;s cover"

 

[nytewolf]

Go Rabbits 1987 :blink: :blink:

 

[warwithscars]

I am an ox, and yeah its pretty spot on i am a workaholic, and I am a painter so there ya go haha.

 

[belinoitaliano]

Originally posted by Knight@Feb 10 2005, 02:28 AM
Penis Size Comparison

This is useless... The durex has my length (8") at the 88th percentile (yeah, right) and the websurvey has me at 100% (I wish&#33; Maybe they overcorrected for guys saying they&#39;re studs with 16-inch penises.)

And yet the websurvey has my girth at only 80%. What, was this websurvey filled out by guys with dicks like tuna cans

I shouldn&#39;t have expected any more... they couldn&#39;t spell "length" correctly&#33;