Don't know where this belongs to, but i want to share a story that happened to me today.
OK, lets start i gues 4 years ago... There was this girl, i really liked her... Met her on a party, i remember i abused her as a pillow when i was drunk... Well, i don't know why, but she liked me too, so we exchanged phone numbers, email adresses, etc... I think i could have been slightly in love, i remember her asking for a photo of my penis, because she had heard it was pretty big. I showed her, she laughed at me because of the upward curve and sai it was pretty small.
Today i chatted with a guy who wanted to change some private photos... Well, i sent him some pictures, he sent me some... And then he wanted to show me his enormous penis. Not as i really wanted to see, but when i opened the file i first thought "wow, same cupboard as i habe in my room" and then "wait a minute........." Well, i realized, this guy just sent me this picture of my penis i took 4 years earlier.
Now as i really start to think about this situation, it seems to be pretty cool. OK, this girl seems to be an asshole, but you have to know, i was 16 when this picture was taken. Didn't think about child pornography at this time, now i am 20. It is no wonder that my penis grew a little since i was 16. And he used this old picture to show "his" enormous penis... Then mine was enormous when this girl laughed at me and caused me not to go back into any swimming pool for a long time... So i learned, my penis should be pretty big. And i really had to laugh loudly as this picture came back to me...
I should sing the enormous penis song whenever anything bad happens from now on...
OK, lets start i gues 4 years ago... There was this girl, i really liked her... Met her on a party, i remember i abused her as a pillow when i was drunk... Well, i don't know why, but she liked me too, so we exchanged phone numbers, email adresses, etc... I think i could have been slightly in love, i remember her asking for a photo of my penis, because she had heard it was pretty big. I showed her, she laughed at me because of the upward curve and sai it was pretty small.
Today i chatted with a guy who wanted to change some private photos... Well, i sent him some pictures, he sent me some... And then he wanted to show me his enormous penis. Not as i really wanted to see, but when i opened the file i first thought "wow, same cupboard as i habe in my room" and then "wait a minute........." Well, i realized, this guy just sent me this picture of my penis i took 4 years earlier.
Now as i really start to think about this situation, it seems to be pretty cool. OK, this girl seems to be an asshole, but you have to know, i was 16 when this picture was taken. Didn't think about child pornography at this time, now i am 20. It is no wonder that my penis grew a little since i was 16. And he used this old picture to show "his" enormous penis... Then mine was enormous when this girl laughed at me and caused me not to go back into any swimming pool for a long time... So i learned, my penis should be pretty big. And i really had to laugh loudly as this picture came back to me...
I should sing the enormous penis song whenever anything bad happens from now on...