Your Dick Is So Small That.....

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Xcuze, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Xcuze

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    Be as bitchy & cruel as you like completing this line..

    YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL THAT......
     
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    All of the SPH people will enjoy this thread I'm sure:rolleyes:
     
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    njqt466 grabs the :popcorn: and patiently waits for the execution of XCUZE.
     
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    Rico takes the seat next to NJQT and shares his twizlers...
     
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    Got room next to you NJQT? I smell the foul stentch of BAN in the air. :wink:

    Oh I've got some extra butter, and a large Coke with 3 straws if you and rico wanna share

    also got a big box of milk duds and gummi bears too!
     
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    trust me NJ....It is rico and I who are the lucky ones to be seated on either side of you!
     
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    aghhh you guys... i was hoping to read something funny on here but i guess i'll go first (even though mine isn't all that funny)

    your dick is so small i'm gonna need a magnifying glass to find it.
     
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    you sure you don't want to join us stacy? this guys already started a thread about electrocuting people and nasty stuff like that. I'm sure he is trying to be humorous, but.....it ain't working
     
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    So this thread is workin out it seems.
     
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    sure why not?! i've got the sexiest bear, the latin lover, and the wittiest girl on LPSG sitting next to me :biggrin1: what's all this electrocuting humor suppose to be about though? :confused: i think i'm having a blonde moment.
     
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    oh! oh! oh! can i join you guys?!? coz i think i wouldn't like this thread.. lol

    pass the popcorn please!
     
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    Sorry to disappoint you vultures but the rumours of my execution were a little premature. A bit like your ejaculations. xx
     
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    I'm joining!

    XCUSE, just be careful, okay?
    You are putting yourself right in the line of fire for a ban.

    Keep your head down and think before you type.
     
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    You could pretend it's a clit and get a straight guy to give you a bj :rolleyes: :tongue:
     
  16. Xcuze

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    Thanx for the advice. But others will always misinterpret my intent. My threads are posted with fun & humour. Dark humour maybe, but humour non the less. One of the mods understands that now so I should be ok(famous last words!). Some on THIS thread should think before they post; whipping up rumours of a banning is not very pleasant. Is that how people get their thrills around here, seeing who they can chase out of the playground? Nice :rolleyes:
     
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    Chuck grabs the seat next to her and grabs a handful- of :popcorn:
     
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    Having already been slapped by Xcuze once, pup sit next to NJQT466's leg, partly to catch and snuffle up the dropped popcorn and partly to see how this one pans out.
     
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    **tosses Box of Milkbones to Rugbypup**
     
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    You thought you'd grown a pubic hair - till you pissed through it.
     
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