Your Dog's Top Ten Peeves

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  1. windtalkerways

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    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know
    why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
    Whoooo Hoooooooo... what a proud moment for the top of
    the food chain!

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
    surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
    yet.

    9. Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
    both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these things!

    We both know who's boss here!

    You don't see me picking up your poop, do you ?
     
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    As usual, funny stuff, Windtalker.
    I'm guilty of no. 2, but then
    my dogs bark at the wind.
     
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    Well at least you don't dress 'em
    up like kids, B.C! Oh wait...they
    are probably 'naturists' too! :biggrin1:
     
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    dutch barge dogs..."yahh... yahh"
     
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    Had to look that one up, B!

    Aka the Keeshond...nice looks a bit husky.

    keeshond.jpg
     
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