Your favorite curse word?

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:lol: ok, then I shall submit mine.

I learned it from my older sister when I was about 13. When anyone ever pissed her off, she'd call them a "cheese-dick mother f*cker". I just always cracked a smile trying to imagine a cheese-dick.

edit: you should have subtitled this topic "Tourette's syndrome" :D
 
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NelsonMuntz84: The old Scottish classic of "For fuck's sake!!!!"

Useless cunt comes a close second and is mainly uttered watching football !
 
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carolinacurious: Most used and most utilitarian (and sexy): "Fuck"

Best for when I'm really angry or when I'm very amused: "Mother-Fucker"
 

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Spanish has some of the most vulgar curses, but Cuban Spanish stands alone with the most vile one I've heard: ¡Me cago en la recontracoño de tu reputísima madre! (More or less, 'I shit in the super-cunt of your super-whore of a mother!')
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Mar 31 2005, 03:23 PM
I gotta give it to the British, "bloody wanker" always cracks me up.
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What? Not "bloody cunt"?
 

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don't you mean "Bloody wanka" ha/ha

I've always liked "fucktabulous" as well.....I think I've heard Sex and the City's Samantha say it a few times.
 
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NelsonMuntz84:
Originally posted by madame_zora@Apr 1 2005, 12:23 AM
I gotta give it to the British, "bloody wanker" always cracks me up.
[post=295668]Quoted post[/post]​

Coming from this side of the world, I prefer Arsehole to Asshole too. :evilgrin:
 
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NelsonMuntz84: Has anyone ever saw Serial Mom ? when she starts making the crank calls and calling her next door neighbour a "Fucking CockSucker!!" I nearly wet myself laughing*.


yes I am petty at times, :lol:
 

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These two came from my maternal and paternal grandfathers respectively

"You go to shit! I wouldnt hit a snake in the ass with you! " LOL! or

"IF I have told you once I have told you a million times A ( insert word) aint shit! "

So I would say my use of the word "Shit" is hereditary! LOL!

Shit,Shit ,Shit ,shit ,shit!!!!!! Ahhhhhh that felt good! LOL!

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Well, that guy in Johnny Dangerously was pretty colorful:

You fargon sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove um up your icehole. Dirty som-on-a-batches.

You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves.

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Hey Nelson... P U S S Y W I L L O W ...

:yourock: actually Seial Mom Rocks!!!

and for you Pecker... You Fargin Bastages!!!

But my fav from a movie has got to be good ol Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit... That Sombitch...

:bounce: makes me giddy every time!

Of course for me it's the tried and true... JesusLordSonofaBitchCockSuckinAsshole!