Your favorite curse word?
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NelsonMuntz84:
"When we get home I'm going to punch your mama right in the face, their no way, no way, you come from my loins" :evilgrin:
"When we get home I'm going to punch your mama right in the face, their no way, no way, you come from my loins" :evilgrin:
I also love that string of cuss words that comes out of some little old man in Waking Ned Devine. I'd share it with ya, but I can't seem to find the quote anywhere.
hung_big: MOTHERFUCKER!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
CUNTFACE!
FUCKFACE!
Conversational Swearing:
You don't fucking say?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
CUNTFACE!
FUCKFACE!
Conversational Swearing:
You don't fucking say?!
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madame_zora
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-derrived from ancient Babylonian times when there was no word for anal intercourse.
A friend of mine is fond of the phrase cum-guzzling sewer slut. This is, of course, its most offensive when directed at a heterosexual male, which is how he normally uses it.
madame_zora
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Hetero males are the easiest to insult. A well-placed "Cunt" or "Bitch" will usually send them rolling.
2 Live Crew's "punk-ass bitch whore trapping slut" was a pretty good one.
2 Live Crew's "punk-ass bitch whore trapping slut" was a pretty good one.
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From the Australian writer John Hepworth:
It's twelve o'clock, not a whore in the house washed, and sailors ten deep in the hall!
And one from an ex-colleague:
That's about as useful as a cunt full of cold water to a drowning poof.
My better half, a Japanese who learned English as an adult, has a lot of trouble with swearing, particulatly the word fuck. He's just fine when we use it in its literal sense ("wanna fuck?") but somehow he's got it in his head that the swear-word version of fuck is fucking.
I didn't notice it at first because, gramatically, English speakers often swear with adjectives. eg. "This place is a fucking mess".
So, after a hard day I come home and shout "What a fucking day it's been!", to which he replies, "Yes, it's been very fucking."
DMW and other grammarians around here may suggest that I take such moments to explain how some gerunds may become descriptive adjectives but not predicate adjectives and vice versa, but fuck it. And so fucking has become our own personal favourite swear word.
Holy fucking! Is it that late? I gotta go.
hb8
It's twelve o'clock, not a whore in the house washed, and sailors ten deep in the hall!
And one from an ex-colleague:
That's about as useful as a cunt full of cold water to a drowning poof.
My better half, a Japanese who learned English as an adult, has a lot of trouble with swearing, particulatly the word fuck. He's just fine when we use it in its literal sense ("wanna fuck?") but somehow he's got it in his head that the swear-word version of fuck is fucking.
I didn't notice it at first because, gramatically, English speakers often swear with adjectives. eg. "This place is a fucking mess".
So, after a hard day I come home and shout "What a fucking day it's been!", to which he replies, "Yes, it's been very fucking."
DMW and other grammarians around here may suggest that I take such moments to explain how some gerunds may become descriptive adjectives but not predicate adjectives and vice versa, but fuck it. And so fucking has become our own personal favourite swear word.
Holy fucking! Is it that late? I gotta go.
hb8
Yep. To be more specific, a present active participle. Though a participle is, strictly speaking, a mood of the verb, it is used adjectivally much more often. It can also be used as an adverb, as in, "That was fucking awesome!"
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