Your Favorite Movie Quotes Thread

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  1. earllogjam

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    Post your choice or memorable quote or dialog and tell us what movie it's from. They can be from any movie, classics, oldies or present day.

    Comment on the quote if you feel they need an explanation or if there is some kind of meaning in them for you.



    "Don't Fuck with me Fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

    Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest
     
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    "Gomer Pyle !!!!!!! What is your major malfunction ?????"

    Full Metal Jacket
     
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    Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

    Clark W. Griswald - Christmas Vacation
     
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    Hmmm...

    Two that stick out are:

    "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."
    Full Metal Jacket

    and

    "What in the dingdongheckamadoodlehell is that?"
    I forget the movie's name but it was bad. (The movie, that is. Not the name.)
     
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    Got quite a few here

    From Deathwish II:
    Paul Kersey: [Noticing Stomper's necklace w/cross] You believe in Jesus... Stomper: [Nervous] Yes, I do.
    Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him. *BANG*

    From The Fugative:
    Dr. Richard Kimble: [Pointing gun at Gerard] I didn't kill my wife.
    Samuel Gerard: I don't care.

    From Goldfinger:
    James Bond: Uh, just a drink. A martini, shaken, not stirred.

    From Moonraker:
    [Jaws appears in the scene]
    Holly Goodhead: You know him?
    James Bond: Not socially. His name's Jaws. He kills people.

    From Clean and Sober:
    Darryl: That was a ninety thousand dollar phone call, man. Ninety thousand dollars! 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a f**k if I'm in a hospital or not!

    From Blue Velvet:
    Frank Booth: Let's get some beers here! What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
    Jeffrey Beaumont: [shaking and nervous] Um... ah... Heineken.
    Frank Booth: Heineken? F**k that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    From Blue Velvet:
    Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
    Frank Booth: [Sarcastic] No, I want you to f**k it. Shit yes, pour the f**kin' beer!

    From Airplane!:
    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit (drinking, smoking, sniffing glue, amphetamines)

    From Who Framed Roger Rabbit:
    Eddie Valiant: I'm gonna head downtown and check the probates.
    Roger Rabbit: Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.
    Eddie Valiant: Not PROSTATE, you idiot, PROBATE!

    From Aliens:
    Ripley: You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them f**king each other over for a goddamn percentage!
     
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    "But ya are Blanche! ya are in that chair!!"

    "It's not me that needs a doctor Blanche...." lol

    Bette Davis - Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
     
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    "We need a Bigger Boat" -- Jaws
     
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    Too many. :tongue:

    "English motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
    Pulp Fiction. I love that whole movie, and that scene.

    "Oh shit, I just accidentally shot Marvin in the face."
    Pulp Fiction again!

    "There is only one Return, and it ain't of the King. It's of the Jedi."
    Clerks 2

    There are a lot more, but I don't feel like posting them all. :tongue:
     
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    [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Pulp Fiction
     
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    Jules Winnfield:(Ezekiel 25:17): The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
     
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    Christian: Damn it! What is wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpting down from heaven? But what if this is it instead? Me, telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that is pretty miraculous.

    Latter Days
     
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    From Lord of the Rings:

    "Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice...."
     
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    From Dumb and Dumber:

    That John Denver was full of shit!
     
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    I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roommate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay?

    (jordan from real genius.)
     
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    1.) check my sig, it's from the movie "Sunshine"

    2.) "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!" -- Full Metal Jacket
     
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    I have two; the first one from a classic.

    "Frankly me dear, I dont give a damn" Rhett to Scarlet, 'Gone with the Wind."


    "Mc Fly!" Back to the Future
     
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    When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, "BORAT, BORAT", and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.
     
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    "You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You're chicken. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, life's a fact.' People DO fall in love. People do belong to each other. Because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness. You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, yet you're terrified that somebody's gonna put you in a cage. Well, baby, you're already in a cage and you built it yourself. And it's not bound on the east by Somali Land or on the west by Tulip, Texas. It's everywhere you go. Because no matter where you run, you're always going to end up running into yourself."

    Paul Varjac telling off Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
     
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    "Rueben, have you ever seen an enlarged photograph of a drunkard's liver?" Katherine Hepburn to John Wayne, in Rooster Cogburn.
     
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