Welcome. Sorry I'm late, I gave myself a camel-toe and not the Dorothy Hamill kind. You know, the one right down in my snack-a-terium, in my Shaggy D.A., in my messy cleft palate, in my Mos Def, in the dirty ol' moose hoof, in my fuzzy mimosa, in my busy fur-lough. God I could use some trowser gravy right now.
- Brenda Dickson "Welcome to my Home Part 2", a parody by Devin Green
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"Something you may not know about me, I take in pure breads, give them a weave, and tatoo eyebrows on them."