Your Favorite Name

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Choice, May 29, 2009.

  1. Choice

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    Ladies, my wife and have been discussing names a lady likes calling a penis.

    Tell us what your's is.
     
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    Matters - because one is always taking it into one's own hands.
     
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    Mine! As in all mine and I'm not sharing. :biggrin1:
     
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    My ex and I have a little joke going... his cock's name is "Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret" and my vag's name is "The cock cave." So I'll randomly yell out, "WINKY THE MILK SPITTING TUNNEL FERRET!" and he'll be a good boy and follow up with "TO THE COCK CAVE!"

    Other than name body parts just for fun like that, I don't call it anything. "Cock" is my preference. :tongue:
     
  5. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    I have had the privilege of naming 2 lpsg penises

    Bert and Charlie
     
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    I've also named at least two dicks lol. I named one Darius for a friend and then my boyfriend liked it too and we decided to call his King Darius.
     
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    You can name mine if you like.
     
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    It isnt as easy as just making up a name. You really need to get to know a cock and its characteristics before it can be named
     
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    My missus calls my cock" Oh not again!"
    or " Put that thing away!"
    I call it cock. for short
     
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    I see.
     
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    With apologies to T.S. Eliot--

    The Naming of Cocks is a difficult matter
    It isn't just one of your holiday games;
    You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
    When I tell you, a cock must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
     
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    OK seeing as no-one has said it:
    Tom,Dick,and Harry(every)
     
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    Oh, poor thing - she should appreciate what she has!
    Tell her to give it a *good* name! :tongue:
     
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    jack- as in jack the ripper
     
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    Mine has never been named. It's the cock equivalent of Clint Eastwood's character in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: The Cock With No Name.
     
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    hahaha!
    yes she has named it. her own personall name:"F**** off! it's 4am!!!"
    only joking, she does actualy like my cock.
     
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    I would have thought " Two mules for sister Sarah" by Clint would have been more approriate in this case!
     
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    My ex names mine a few years ago and it seems to have stuck with everyone since... It's a little cliche but she named him "Rocky" for several reasons. And on a funny side note she asked me to name her to which, without hesitation, I said Apollo Creed. Why you ask? Because Rocky and Apollo beat each other around like no other but still ended up best friends.
     
  19. Choice

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    I have read this forum for several yrs so I am not surprised that NO ONE really has answered my question.

    I asked about "names a lady likes calling a penis". NOT pet names that you have for some of your favorite ones. But name
    (s) for you call a cock, dick, penis etc

    And then on this forum there always has to be some "smart asses".

    BTW, this was my first post and it most likely will be my last.
     
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    i like calling it cock best because it sounds powerful and sexy.
    big fat cocks, thick meaty cocks, horse cock all have such a nice ring to them.
     
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