Your Favorite Name

[ejection_handle]

i like calling it cock best because it sounds powerful and sexy.
big fat cocks, thick meaty cocks, horse cock all have such a nice ring to them.

Totally agree with "cock" and all of your choices, but I think the absolute best one is "Big Fucking Cock".

 

[Enid]

that's a great one. i think "cock" is a powerful word, and it's kinda interesting to find other words that add color to it. i think "fat" is one such word. anything masculinizing will do, really.

 

[ejection_handle]

that's a great one. i think "cock" is a powerful word, and it's kinda interesting to find other words that add color to it. i think "fat" is one such word. anything masculinizing will do, really.

mmmmmmm, thanks; that was one of the best pieces of short erotic literature I've ever read, have any more?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I have read this forum for several yrs so I am not surprised that NO ONE really has answered my question.

I asked about "names a lady likes calling a penis". NOT pet names that you have for some of your favorite ones. But name
(s) for you call a cock, dick, penis etc

And then on this forum there always has to be some "smart asses".

BTW, this was my first post and it most likely will be my last.

Good, we really don't care if you leave. You need to get your head out of your ass.

 

[Choice]

Good, we really don't care if you leave. You need to get your head out of your ass.

Are you having to do without? If not why are you being such an ass?

 

[gretchenweiner]

haha i call them wangs or porkswords

 

[B_Bonky]

And then on this forum there always has to be some "smart asses".

BTW, this was my first post and it most likely will be my last.

Can't say I blame you. Only thing I'd disagree with is the word "smart" in your first sentence.

As soon as I can find a place to intelligently discuss sexual matters in the context of culture, sociology and psychology, I'm jumping ship too.

 

[Stu Pendous]

Can't say I blame you. Only thing I'd disagree with is the word "smart" in your first sentence.

As soon as I can find a place to intelligently discuss sexual matters in the context of culture, sociology and psychology, I'm jumping ship too.

Try an academic journal of psychology or sociology

 

[Enid]

porksword gets my vote for most inventive!

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Are you having to do without? If not why are you being such an ass?

I'm not being an ass, I'm being realistic. You have only added a few posts here, you probably wont be missed.

 

[Choice]

I'm not being an ass, I'm being realistic. You have only added a few posts here, you probably wont be missed.

I know that I am just a "dumb southerner" but where I live you would definitely be considered an ASS for the way you are acting! I have also visited 39 of the 48 continental states and I am pretty sure that you would be considered an ASS in ALL 39 of those states too.

 

[B_Bonky]

all right kids.. this thread is now officially immature and silly.

*unsubscribing*

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I know that I am just a "dumb southerner" but where I live you would definitely be considered an ASS for the way you are acting! I have also visited 39 of the 48 continental states and I am pretty sure that you would be considered an ASS in ALL 39 of those states too.

lmfao.. yes because bragging makes you at a higher stand point. Your whining about this thread not going the way you wanted it, was simply retarded. I pointed out your retarded behavior and now I'm being called an ass. Get a load of yourself and remember as soon as you post a thread, it no longer belongs to you. And threatening to leave when a thread doesn't go as you intended is pointless, you should just leave.

Maybe try making your initial posts more descriptive? So people know how to understand your stupid questions in the first place.

 

[JamaicanGuy]

Personally, I like the pet names angle. My Dominican ex used to call my Jamaican wood "Malcolm." (as in Malcolm-X)

*we refer to it as my "wood" in Jamaica.