Your favorite Sandra Lesbowicz quote

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

So, what was your favorite Sanda Lesbowicz quote? Since she was one of the most colorful, and strange, members of 2008, I was wondering if anyone had some gems to share.

I'm also wondering if she has come back with another alias. I suspect so.


At any rate, here's one of my faves:

One morning I woke up with dried up semen in my hair. My boyfriend admitted that he had ejaculated all over my head while I was sleeping. Is this reason enough to leave him?

 

[camper joe]

Wasn't ''she'' a hoot? Here is my favorite quote.

Why do men lie about their size online? For the same reason dogs lick their own balls in public: because they can.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

How many of you have dirty-dicked a woman? I don't mean fucking her up the ass and then putting your dick in her mouth. I am talking about fucking her up the ass and then without wiping your dick, putting it in her pussy. My boyfriend does that to me all the time.

She's so charming.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

She was one classy 'lady' for sure.

How many of you are capable of fully fisting your own bungholes?

I once walked in on my mom fisting my dad. It was kinda hot.

:lmao:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Oh, God, I'd totally forgotten about her! What a wackjob!

Canadian women love to travel to Jamaica and be banged by black gigolos in their hotel rooms. I have tried it too. Most Canadian women who travel a lot are unshaved down there, especially while on holiday.

 

[cockoloco]

Is it true that most men in the Middle East are circumcised? I heard they have been doing it there for the past 1400 years.

Ahhh, priceless:biggrin1:

 

[vince]

Whenever they ask, I always tell my male friends that size does not matter, but as soon as I want to offend or hurt a guy, the first thing I make fun of, is his dick size, even if he is big or just average.

Standards are good, but double standards are twice as good.

:rofl:

 

[vince]

Then there was this gem...

The only place I escaped from is my Arab lover's harem. I had so much fantastic sex with tons of well-endowed Arabian men, that I needed a break. I am going back soon though.

I miss 'her'.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Is it true that circumcised men must wear special underwear which is very soft on the inside, so that the exposed head of their circumcised penis does not get uncomfortable from too much friction and rubbing?

Obviously a rhetorical question.

 

[jeff black]

Obviously a rhetorical question.

With an obvious answer.

Anyone with a cut cock, CLEARLY has no sensitivity at all. They wear regular underwear.:tongue:

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

Arabian men are known for their powerful ejaculations and high-quality sperm. When an Arabian man empties his semen deep inside a woman's vagina, there is a 110% chance she will get pregnant. For this reason infertility is almost unknown in Arab countries.

It's worth $552.13 an ounce in the commodities market.

 

[deleted157868]

I am laughing so hard I almost have tears in my eyes from this thread.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Was she really out there on Planet Sandra like she sounded?

Or was she pulling a joke on us, fully aware that the things she said were ridiculous?

 

[polesmoker]

This is too funny. I just read this one.I just found out that my boyfriend's mom was gang-raped by four Arabs when she was 15. That's how she had him. He is light-skinned but his dick is dark brown. I think the color of his penis comes from his Arab genes.What's her deal with Arabs?

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

How many of you are capable of fully fisting your own bungholes?

I once walked in on my mom fisting my dad. It was kinda hot.

.

 

[eddyabs]

'Even my dad shares this with his co-workers, I see no reason why I should not tell it to the whole world. My mom's 18 year old Arabian lover impregnated my mom and my dad is actually excited.'

then CB's retort...

'Umm yeah,okay.
cigarbabe:saevil:'

 

[HazelGod]

How many of you are capable of fully fisting your own bungholes?

I once walked in on my mom fisting my dad. It was kinda hot.

I think Miss Piggy already pulled that particular nugget out of her...ehhh...nevermind.