Your favorite Sandra Lesbowicz quote

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  1. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    So, what was your favorite Sanda Lesbowicz quote? Since she was one of the most colorful, and strange, members of 2008, I was wondering if anyone had some gems to share.

    I'm also wondering if she has come back with another alias. I suspect so.


    At any rate, here's one of my faves:

     
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    Wasn't ''she'' a hoot? Here is my favorite quote.

     
  3. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    She's so charming.
     
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    She was one classy 'lady' for sure.

    :lmao:
     
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    Oh, God, I'd totally forgotten about her! What a wackjob!

    Canadian women love to travel to Jamaica and be banged by black gigolos in their hotel rooms. I have tried it too. Most Canadian women who travel a lot are unshaved down there, especially while on holiday.
     
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    Ahhh, priceless:biggrin1:
     
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    Whenever they ask, I always tell my male friends that size does not matter, but as soon as I want to offend or hurt a guy, the first thing I make fun of, is his dick size, even if he is big or just average.

    Standards are good, but double standards are twice as good.

    :rofl:
     
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    Then there was this gem...

    The only place I escaped from is my Arab lover's harem. I had so much fantastic sex with tons of well-endowed Arabian men, that I needed a break. I am going back soon though.

    I miss 'her'.
     
  9. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    Obviously a rhetorical question.
     
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    With an obvious answer.

    Anyone with a cut cock, CLEARLY has no sensitivity at all. They wear regular underwear.:tongue:
     
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    It's worth $552.13 an ounce in the commodities market.
     
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    I am laughing so hard I almost have tears in my eyes from this thread.
     
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    Was she really out there on Planet Sandra like she sounded?

    Or was she pulling a joke on us, fully aware that the things she said were ridiculous?
     
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    This is too funny. I just read this one.I just found out that my boyfriend's mom was gang-raped by four Arabs when she was 15. That's how she had him. He is light-skinned but his dick is dark brown. I think the color of his penis comes from his Arab genes.What's her deal with Arabs?
     
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    'Even my dad shares this with his co-workers, I see no reason why I should not tell it to the whole world. My mom's 18 year old Arabian lover impregnated my mom and my dad is actually excited.'

    then CB's retort...

    'Umm yeah,okay.
    cigarbabe:saevil:'
     
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    I think Miss Piggy already pulled that particular nugget out of her...ehhh...nevermind.
     
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