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Your Funny Cock Names

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_N Flay Table, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. D_N Flay Table

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    what is the name of your cock/pussy/tits ect!!

    I call mine "TDOD"

    or.. The Dick Of Death, cause once they have it, they are dying to have it again!:tongue:
     
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    My Wife calls him Hermie. Not sure why.

    My favorite saying is :

    Once You've had Matt, you never go back !!!!
     
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    I think I'd call mine Polyphemus after the cyclops in The Odyssey.
     
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    not very original but i call mine..."Mr. Happy" and "Lady bait"
     
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    I dated a guy who called his Biff the Stiff. :biggrin1:
     
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    My partner has named my cock, Prince Albert, for obvious reasons....:biggrin1:
     
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    Of the males I know:
    Godzilla
    Princess
    The Punisher

    I am super partial to calling my pussy a cunt.. so lol I didn't name it..
     
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    Mine was always called Willy
     
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    I love it when you call me by name.. ;)
     
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    Funniest name "he" ever got was from a southern girl who called him "Bubba"... no idea why... she swore she never knew a guy by that name...

    said it sounded "beefy"
     
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    I didn't know "Mr. Happy" was that unoriginal... but.. I guess I was wrong. :(

    *pats his Mr. Happy*
     
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    I had a girlfriend who called it her other man. I would always know when she wanted to mess around by her asking me "How's my other man doing?"
     
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    One girl friend calls it "Ritchie" I'm not sure why. Last week, another started calling it "le elephant"!

    it has also been call 'lethal weapon", and "the genius" lol!!

    I usually call him Little Vince.
     
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    my gf calls mine Tarfuto. Because one day I mistakenly asked for tarfuto but really meant the italian icecream tartufo. She maintains mine is more delicious and creamy.
     
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    My swinging beef has been called the tonsil tickler
     
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    Yeah yeah yeah.... lol
     
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