Your Funny Cock Names

[D_N Flay Table]

what is the name of your cock/pussy/tits ect!!

I call mine "TDOD"

or.. The Dick Of Death, cause once they have it, they are dying to have it again!:tongue:

 

[jakeatolla]

My Wife calls him Hermie. Not sure why.

My favorite saying is :

Once You've had Matt, you never go back !!!!

 

[ThreeLegs]

I think I'd call mine Polyphemus after the cyclops in The Odyssey.

 

[Drago]

not very original but i call mine..."Mr. Happy" and "Lady bait"

 

[Principessa]

I dated a guy who called his Biff the Stiff. :biggrin1:

 

[smoothrnb]

My partner has named my cock, Prince Albert, for obvious reasons....:biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Of the males I know:
Godzilla
Princess
The Punisher

I am super partial to calling my pussy a cunt.. so lol I didn't name it..

 

[dongalong]

Mine was always called Willy

 

[Punisher]

Of the males I know:
The Punisher

I love it when you call me by name..

 

[Mike0950]

Funniest name "he" ever got was from a southern girl who called him "Bubba"... no idea why... she swore she never knew a guy by that name...

said it sounded "beefy"

 

[112773]

not very original but i call mine..."Mr. Happy" and "Lady bait"

I didn't know "Mr. Happy" was that unoriginal... but.. I guess I was wrong.

*pats his Mr. Happy*

 

[ganja4me]

I had a girlfriend who called it her other man. I would always know when she wanted to mess around by her asking me "How's my other man doing?"

 

[vince]

One girl friend calls it "Ritchie" I'm not sure why. Last week, another started calling it "le elephant"!

it has also been call 'lethal weapon", and "the genius" lol!!

I usually call him Little Vince.

 

[tiggerpoo]

my gf calls mine Tarfuto. Because one day I mistakenly asked for tarfuto but really meant the italian icecream tartufo. She maintains mine is more delicious and creamy.

 

[dicklittle]

My swinging beef has been called the tonsil tickler

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I love it when you call me by name..

Yeah yeah yeah.... lol