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My kryptonite is... dimples.
At work:
me, on the forklift: "Stop it."
her smiling: "Stop what?"
me, with my serious face: "Being attractive. Knock it off, it's very distracting. I'm going to crash the forklift."
her: "I can't control that [beaming smile]."
me: "Dammit, what did I just tell you? OH! Now with the dimples? You can't tell me those aren't on purpose."
Well, we had a fucking meeting about *that* conversation, that was overhead by Mz. Managernazi.
Anyway, what is your kryptonite? What feature in others just causes you to think "Ohhhhhh shit. Here we go."
After the meeting, we got "separated", but accidentally found our way back, before break.
Me whispering: "You need to dress uglier. I'm going to get fired if you don't wear frumpy-dumpy clothes. [looking around] Mz. Managernazi can probably help you there."
Her: "She looks like she dresses accidentally."
We had a good minute, roundly abusing the evil cow.
Dammit, that girl has the cutest dimples ever.
KRYPTONITE!!!
At work:
me, on the forklift: "Stop it."
her smiling: "Stop what?"
me, with my serious face: "Being attractive. Knock it off, it's very distracting. I'm going to crash the forklift."
her: "I can't control that [beaming smile]."
me: "Dammit, what did I just tell you? OH! Now with the dimples? You can't tell me those aren't on purpose."
Well, we had a fucking meeting about *that* conversation, that was overhead by Mz. Managernazi.
Anyway, what is your kryptonite? What feature in others just causes you to think "Ohhhhhh shit. Here we go."
After the meeting, we got "separated", but accidentally found our way back, before break.
Me whispering: "You need to dress uglier. I'm going to get fired if you don't wear frumpy-dumpy clothes. [looking around] Mz. Managernazi can probably help you there."
Her: "She looks like she dresses accidentally."
We had a good minute, roundly abusing the evil cow.
Dammit, that girl has the cutest dimples ever.
KRYPTONITE!!!