Your kryptonite?

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  1. JetID

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    My kryptonite is... dimples.

    At work:

    me, on the forklift: "Stop it."

    her smiling: "Stop what?"

    me, with my serious face: "Being attractive. Knock it off, it's very distracting. I'm going to crash the forklift."

    her: "I can't control that [beaming smile]."

    me: "Dammit, what did I just tell you? OH! Now with the dimples? You can't tell me those aren't on purpose."

    Well, we had a fucking meeting about *that* conversation, that was overhead by Mz. Managernazi.

    Anyway, what is your kryptonite? What feature in others just causes you to think "Ohhhhhh shit. Here we go."

    After the meeting, we got "separated", but accidentally found our way back, before break.

    Me whispering: "You need to dress uglier. I'm going to get fired if you don't wear frumpy-dumpy clothes. [looking around] Mz. Managernazi can probably help you there."

    Her: "She looks like she dresses accidentally."

    We had a good minute, roundly abusing the evil cow.

    Dammit, that girl has the cutest dimples ever.

    KRYPTONITE!!!
     
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    What really gets me is a pair of big brown eyes....combine that with a killer smile and I'm yours.
     
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    Curves, lots of hair, wiggle, and a vivacious manner...
     
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    A gorgeous smile combined with a great sense of humor. That would make me melt...
     
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    his smile and ability to make me blush
     
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    when a girl kissess me on my neck or breathes on my neck
    I cant take it but I love it
     
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    A vagina.

    Just cant help myself.

    Forunately some vaginas come equipped with lots of hair, beef curtains, hanging fat bellys and Std's. All of which negate the effect on me
     
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    Big, shiny eyes, I forgot them. Blue, brown, green, I don't care...

    Thick hair. I swear I think "I bet it's strong and healthy enough for me to pull it pretty hard..."
     
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    Wait a minute... You're black? I know what your kryptonite is :)

    Blondes? Am I wrong? When Tiger got married to that blonde chick, I told my boss, who was a big golf fan, Tiger's career is over.

    Kryptonite!
     
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    ally i got blue eyes and a nice smile... ure my kriptonite anyways :)
     
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    1. English/Aussie/Irish accents
    2. Teeth/eyes
    3. Muscular/Athletic builds *Butts/Legs especially*
    4. Energetic/fun people
    5. Intelligence/wit
    6. Passionate/very sexual people

    THIS make up would be my idea person...guy or girl.
     
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    ur eyes beauty
     
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    My future boyfriend's bushy eyebrow, beautiful eyes, squared jaw, smile, omg, everything about him.
     
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    ur nice blond hair
     
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    Hmm,...a woman that smells really good.
     
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    almost blonde! i saw u on cam theyre
     
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    ure so so beauty Ally---
     
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    Smell - a great clean smelling cologne
    Eyes - teasing eyes
    Funny - makes me laugh

    I'm putty.....
     
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    Oh no I been found out :cool:
     
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