Your Last Meal

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Ok...you are on death row...
    oh, I dunno why...maybe you
    mixed plaids and patterns.

    Anyway, what do you request
    for a last meal?

    I'd order seafood.

    Crab, lobster, shrimp
    Baked potatoe and all the fixings
    Cheesecake for dessert

    Hey, no more worries about
    calories...

    Oh and I'd ask for a connubial
    visit from a special someone...:rolleyes:
     
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    Mmmm, last supper.
    I would want Rachel Ray to make:
    A Steak with blue cheese sauce
    Smashed potatoes loaded with cheese and bacon
    A bowl of French Onion soup
    Definetaly some cheesecake (chocolate caramel cheesecake with pecans in it)

    I want to be nice and full so that when I blow, I smell the entire place up:rolleyes:

    Oh and Windy, you don't have to be on death row to get a connubial visit from me.. allyou have to do is ask:biggrin1:

    I am done being flirty and lush... it makes me tired
     
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    Thats an easy one, a curry -

    Poppadums and Chutney Tray starter

    Chicken vindaloo
    Almond Rice
    Cheese & Garlic Nan Bread
    Sag Paneer (Spinach & Cheese) Side Dish

    Couple of bottles of cobra lager

    Lovely
     
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    Funny Jeffie...I know it's tough being
    smooth as Casanova, yet still be funny
    as Bill Murray.
     
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    Curries haven't caught on over here yet.
     
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    But his meal sure sounds like something I would enjoy trying. :cool:
    Poppadums and Chutney Tray starter

    Chicken vindaloo
    Almond Rice
    Cheese & Garlic Nan Bread
    Sag Paneer (Spinach & Cheese) Side Dish

    Heck, the entire thing sounds golden, except the Almond Rice:eek:
     
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    All bets are off, right?

    Fried chicken. Hands down.
     
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    Either a two inch thick slab of Prime Rib with all the fixings

    Or a two pound Rib Steak, so rare that it still has Hindus praying
    to it, a huge baked potatoe drowned in butter, fried mushrooms,
    pecan pie and a keg of Guiness.

    Oh, by the way, what is connubile visit ? I always
    thought they were called Conjugal visits.
     
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    Yes, Perfect...'tis the gallows for all of us.

    Ohhhh...fried chicken...yum!
     
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    Connubial/conjugal...all quite convivial! :wink:
     
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    Oh you kids and your Big Girl words~~:rolleyes:
     
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    My last meal would be my favorite meal, and a fairly simple one.

    Steak, rare
    Mashed patatos, covered in gravy
    Peas
    Apple pie with vanilla icecream on top

    It was a very common meal for me as a kid.
     
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    It sounds like you had a great childhood buddy, I am coming for dinner
     
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    God's food.
     
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    Hey, are you implying that
    God is a Southerner??? :biggrin1:
     
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    Clambake on the beach with steamed clams, roasted potatoes, sausages, and fresh corn on the cob (all smothered and smoked with fresh seaweed).

    -All of the above washed down with as much cold beer as I can put away.


    ENGLISHMAN!
     
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    Pink Taco's pork chops and pinto beans. (no longer on the menu) and 3 of their top shelf margaritas...
     
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    No, but his Mama was.
     
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    Lol...good one! :biggrin1:
     
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    The Governor.

    Maybe if I was good, I could earn a pardon....?
     
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