Your mama's so stupid......

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    .....it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
     
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    .....she sold her car for gas money.
     
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    ....she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
     
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    ......she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
     
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    .......she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
     
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    .......she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
     
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    ......she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
     
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    .......she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
     
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    ......she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
     
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    .....she got stabbed in a shoot out.
     
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    ....she locked her keys in a motorcycle.
     
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    ....when I told her I was reading a book by Homer, she asked if I ever read anything by Bart.
     
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    ....it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.
     
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    .....she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
     
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    .....on her job application where it said emergency number she put 911.
     
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    .....she thinks sexual battery is something you put in a vibrator.
     
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    ......she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
     
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