Your mama's so stupid......

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.....it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

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.....she sold her car for gas money.

 

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....she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.

 

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......she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

 

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.......she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

 

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.......she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

 

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......she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

 

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.......she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

 

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.....she thinks Christmas wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

 

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......she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

 

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.....she got stabbed in a shoot out.

 

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....she locked her keys in a motorcycle.

 

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....when I told her I was reading a book by Homer, she asked if I ever read anything by Bart.

 

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....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

 

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.....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

 

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....it takes her an hour to cook Minute Rice.

 

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.....she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

 

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.....on her job application where it said emergency number she put 911.

 

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.....she thinks sexual battery is something you put in a vibrator.

 

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......she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.