Your mama's so stupid......

[BigDallasDick8x6]

....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

......she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

....she thinks Socialism means partying.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

.....she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

.....at the bottom of her job application where it said Sign Here, she put Scorpio.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

NEXT!!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

She thought 9-10 pounds of shit is what the diaper could hold.