Your Neighbor Is A Porn Producer

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  1. MisterMark

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    This could be interesting...
     
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    I would be okay with it and bring it up the next time I saw him. I've always been fascinated by the business. I don't want to be a star--but having a conversation with Ron Jeremy would be a highlight.
     
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    What a fun poll!

    I'd definitely bring it up as soon as I had a chance. I have no interest in (nor qualifications for) getting involved in "the business," but can you imagine the possibilities for learning from a wider spectrum of humanity there? And talk about finding good fodder for writing!

    Maybe he needs a volunteer to handle setup or lighting or something (not going to fill the job of fluffer, though ;) ).
     
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    Heh. Assuming all the people involved are consenting adults, of course I wouldn't call the cops. Whether I'd bring it up, though, would depend on whether I'm interested in the kind of porn he's making.

    Y'know, 'cause there are some places I don't wanna go! ;)
     
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    I voted for the "bring it up casually next time you see him" option.

    This is what I did when my mum told me my dad used to be a police sniper, not quite the same profession, but one of those bizarre little jobs that people do.
     
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    I have to agree with mindseye. If it were kiddie porn, I'd call the cops. If he made the first real snuff film, I'd call the cops.
     
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    Er, Mark...you haven't moved to a new neighbourhood recently, have you?
     
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    lol... No, but I'm getting close to buying my first house, and I just thought I'd get a feel for things. :D This is a biased group, of course. I also posted this poll at http://www.democraticunderground.com . They're biased too because it's overwhelmingly Democratic voters there, but it's a better cross-section of America than the LPSG, I'm afraid.

    What surprised me the most is that nearly 50% of the people at the Democratic Underground chose "I'd ask how I can get involved in the business"!
     
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    None of the above.

    I'd ignore the whole thing. I'm already surrounded by, and on neighborly speaking terms with, a drug task force cop, a retired general contractor, a retired Army Lt. Colonel and a former Mouseketeer.

    One more weirdo would fit right in.
     
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    Jeez, Pecker! What kind of neighborhood do you live in? Hope you lock your doors at night. ;)
     
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    I'd ask for free porn!
     
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    As long as minors aren't involved and the neighbor isn't disturbing the peace it wouldn't bother me one bit.
     
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    HEY! Now theres an idea. Why didnt *I* think of that??!?
     
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    why ask when you can BLACKMAIL
     
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    Where's the option for "Set up a lemonade stand across the street so I can meet all the porn stars going in and out"?


    I'd definitely ask him if I could get involved, at least in the costuming aspect.
     
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    Porn Stars need COSTUMING, Zora? Who KNEW??!?! ;)

    I'm changing my stance to sitting next to Jana in her lemonade stand, asking for free pron, and meeting the porn stars.
     
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    Porn Stars need COSTUMING, Zora? Who KNEW??!?! ;)

    I'm changing my stance to sitting next to Jana in her lemonade stand, asking for free pron, and meeting the porn stars.
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    Ooh, then I'm changing MY stance to sitting in Lex's lap at the lemonade stand!


    Even porn stars need something to take off, no? Trust me, my costumes look GREAT lying on the floor, that's what strippers do with them.
     
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    Ooh, then I'm changing MY stance to sitting in Lex's lap at the lemonade stand!


    Even porn stars need something to take off, no? Trust me, my costumes look GREAT lying on the floor, that's what strippers do with them.
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    "MAKEUP!!"
     
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    Ooh, then I'm changing MY stance to sitting in Lex's lap at the lemonade stand!


    Even porn stars need something to take off, no? Trust me, my costumes look GREAT lying on the floor, that's what strippers do with them.
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    Oh, I trust you there Jana, I really, really, do!! but the women inside of them get more of my attention too, like your lovely self!!
     
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    I did live next door to a porn director/producer for a few months in New Orleans. We waved 'hello' to each other in passing, and he lived his life while I lived mine. I didn't see many porn actors in and out of his house. Most of them had managers, and business transactions were held at his office, not his house. And the filming, of course, did not take place in a residential neighbourhood! I did meet a few porn actors through him ... in fact, I dated one for awhile ... but for the most part, we lived like many neighbours across the world: we were close only in geographical terms.
     
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