Your Next Boyfriend: The 100 Qualities He Should Possess.

[Snakebyte]

I failed the list miserably. Does that mean that I am a man? :biggrin:

Nah, that actually means that you're the dream of every man. :wink:

 

[Pinkpnay77]

could you imagine if a guy posted what all women should possess?

That would be hilarious...

 

[HazelGod]

could you imagine if a guy posted what all women should possess?

Pussy
Tits
Ass
Mouth (sans vocal cords)
Twin sister.

My list:

#1 Suck my dick once in a while
#2 Make me a sandwich
#3 Don't talk so much

Or, as Mr. Rock puts it:

Food, sex, and silence...Feed me, fuck me, then shut the fuck up.

 

[taradactyl]

Oh come on now. What's the point of lists like this? Don't you pretty much set yourself up for disappointment, because nobody is going to come close to meeting all of these. Besides silly stuff like this just makes guys think they have to be perfect. I wonder how most girls would react if some guy came up with the 100 qualities a girl should have. I think some ladies would think it was pretty silly if not offensive.

 

[deleted213967]

No, this is a list from another site. I have a boyfriend.

With that BF I would settle for number 5 only. :wink:

 

[invisibleman]

God forbid men ever become as unrealistically picky as women.

Men ARE picky. Only they'll tell you their list of 1,000,000 qualifications...while they disregard your 100...or my 999,000.:biggrin1:

 

[Amber1]

Only one thing to say.......

Rule 40. Must wear plaid well???????? :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

correct me if I'm wrong but I think that is the same thing as what is referred to in the U.K as courdroy!!??

I'm sorry!! Can he just NOT wear plaid at all!!!!! :smile:

 

[Amber1]

correct me if I'm wrong but I think that is the same thing as what is referred to in the U.K as courdroy!!??



I'll correct myself its TARTAN actually!!!!

STILL whyT.F wuld I wanna make my man wear that????

 

[D_Brecock Evileye]

My #1 is Will have a big tool, and I'd pick maybe 5 others of these.

Honestly, every guy has something about him to like. You can't try to fit them into your pre-made mold: that's setting yourself up for disappointment. See what makes him special and enjoy those things.

But having a big tool...yeah, that's still #1...

I like you.

 

[D_Brecock Evileye]

I am almost all of these! (I hate plaid.) and(I sometimes think I am vain.) Other than that I am good to go.

 

[B_cigarbabe]

Her posts just get worse and worse, man. God forbid men ever become as unrealistically picky as women.

As if you would know.
Do you post anything worth reading?
Ever?
Seeing as you obviously haven't met a man how the
hell would you know what is unrealistic for anybody.
Try and better your vapid posts and stop ragging on NJQT you boorish child.
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[cason]

I'm not saying I meet or even try to meet all of these dizzy heights of manhood but some of these are well within reasonable female expectations I think. It makes me wince that enough women must have had this experience to make these requests appear on the original list.

21. …will not be an alcoholic.

All types of holic are bad m'kay. You'd assume substance abuse wouldn't need to be mentioned on a dream boyfriend list. Are we really that bad?


22. …will have goals, dreams, and the drive to achieve them.

At first I thought this said goats. That's Ok though.


76. …won’t have an extensive and publicly known porn collection.

I knew that ad in the paper was going to come back to haunt me. Guys, a tip, if you want your woman to respect you, don't take your porn collection public.


87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.

and they say men aren't romantic.


95. …will not be in trouble with the law.

It's the least I can do. Although police cars do make cheap and speedy cabs if you're drunk and haven't the fare.


So short sodomizing, alcoholic jailbirds with or without goats are a no-no.

Tall, caring sex machines who love doing housework win the day. Easy.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Don't hate the plaider!