Let's liven this thread up.
We're talking an Earth day? 24 hours? Let's see if I can cram it all in (
time in paranthesis is the amount of my 24 hours spent doing said activity):
I think I'd start the day by doing a line with George W. Bush, just to say I did. (I'd need the energy anyways, this is gonna be one hell of a day)
(
5 minutes)
Also, I'd like to wear a pair of pants that properly fit for once.
(
negligible)
Hang out with Jesus. He seems like the kinda guy that knows how to work a crowd, get people to follow. I could use the pointers. Maybe we could go bowling or something - I bet he has a wicked curve. Or is that holy?
(
2 hours)
Throw a brick through my next door neighbors' window. Their dog annoys me to no end.
(
negligible)
Engage in lengthy high speed car chase with my local authorities. They're all well versed in the ways of the dipshit, and I'd love to make em earn my taxmoney for once. As it's my perfect day I get away unscathed of course. I think my ride will be either the General Lee or The Blues Mobile. Depends how much any of the cops look like John Candy I guess. Either way I wanna wear bitchin shades.
(
1 hour)
Sex with that hot anchorwoman from CNN Headline News. You know... the brunnette with the really fake nose. She turns my gears, if you catch my drift. The woman from 'King of Queens' can tag in on occasion.
(
4 hours... no...
6 hours)
Eat a whole raspberry pie, in one sitting.
(
30 minutes)
Pie vomitting.
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5 minutes)
I'd like to, just once, know what it's like to have a regular, working PC. No freeze-ups, no viruses. Just responsiveness. I'd probably end up surfing for porn - within the hour the PC will return to standard sub-par condition.
(
1 hour)
Punch Larry the Cable Guy in the face.
(
negligible)
Dream concert. 100,000 people in the crowd, minimum. All my favorites of rock, popular and underground, dead or alive... together on stage. Playing for the masses [i.e. me]
(I'd attend this for about
4 hours I'd say)
I'd like to party with this chipmunk:
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6097/1179866459643ej0.jpg
He seems cool.
(
1 hour)
Swim in an ocean. Don't laugh, I've never done it!
(
30 minutes)
End world hunger. Find world peace. Make Paris Hilton disappear.
(
negligible. That's right - negligible)
I would wear out the clock as the holder of all superpowers imaginable. Emphasis on mind reading and superhuman speed. I want to know what the Russians are thinking.
(
7 hours or so)
I think that's everything.