Your porn name here

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  1. jettorca

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    I developed my handle from the old adage that porn stars get their names by taking:

    (1) the name of their first pet as their first name (e.g., "Jet) and
    (2) the name of the street they lived on as a child as their last name (in my case, Orcutt, transformed to Orca to make the reference to large).

    It's kind of a silly handle, but at least its unique and I don't have to add a sequence of numbers.

    Using the formula, what woud your porn star name be?
     
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    Cricket Blue Sage.

    Not bad, eh?
    :biggrin1:
     
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    Smokey Colleton?

    o.o;
     
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    Chirp!!
     
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    Junior Frieda? Don't think so.

    My current pet and street name would work much better. Maggie Monroe.
     
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    Harry LaSalle.


    It's just perfect!
     
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    polly brecon

    not exactly the butchest name ever ;-)
     
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    Oliver Bentinck!!!!



    My current one would be Sacha Calle la Tosca
     
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    Tiger Moonstone. sounds like a lovechild name.
     
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    Hairy LaSalle might be slightly better. :wink:
     
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    I'd wanna see a porn flick with Vinnie Savage and Sarge Overland. Tiger Moonstone could be in the three-way scene.

    My current name would be Quincy Windward. More like a jazz soloist than a porn star.
     
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    haha thats not half bad
     
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    Chopper Edgemont.


    For some reason this conjures images of a burly Frenchman in biker leathers...:tongue:
     
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