I do not recall the name of the family dog when I was a kid. I was raised on a Farm and no street names way back then.
Way back then any unknown Dog was simply called "Rover."
Using the formula I guess my Porn name would have to be:
"Rover RR#1"
That has a ring to it if you say it
Rover Ararwon..
I like "Moose Middlesex" too, definitely gay porn -
Manly Banisters would be a good porn name for a guy, not really for a girl.. hmmm [thinks], if I was using the Pet / Street formula I'd have to be
Softy Larchfield - that's OK, a bit 70's softcore maybe?