Your reaction if you saw your roomates morning wood

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Had a young, straight, couchsurfer staying with me in the summer who was due to leave early to catch a bus for a day trip, when he finally came out of his bedroom he said he was late and would have to miss breakfast.
I noticed he had a boner in his shorts and when he saw me looking he said ‘actually that’s why I couldn’t get out of bed as I was waiting for this to subside’.
His honesty and attitude was such a turn on for me, despite knowing he was very homophobic, and I told him to be proud as our dicks have a mind of their own.
Although I didn’t see him naked, he was comfortable wearing boxers after that and said good morning pointing to his morning wood for the next couple of days.

Good wank material for me :)
 

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Had a young, straight, couchsurfer staying with me in the summer who was due to leave early to catch a bus for a day trip, when he finally came out of his bedroom he said he was late and would have to miss breakfast.
I noticed he had a boner in his shorts and when he saw me looking he said ‘actually that’s why I couldn’t get out of bed as I was waiting for this to subside’.
His honesty and attitude was such a turn on for me, despite knowing he was very homophobic, and I told him to be proud as our dicks have a mind of their own.
Although I didn’t see him naked, he was comfortable wearing boxers after that and said good morning pointing to his morning wood for the next couple of days.

Good wank material for me :)
Hot, hot story you will never forget. (I might have to bookmark this one!)
 

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Overall, honored. Bring it on.

Sometimes the little big man has a mind of his own, and if I am caught out in public wearing sheer shorts people will get an unplanned eyeful… however this is rare. I think that most times we can control how we are seen by others. For example If you go to a locker room, you can choose the least visible aisle to stand-in, or go to a stall to drop jeans if socially inhibited. (Why????) You control how long you stay bare assed in front of your lockers, and when exactly you drop your towel- and which strangers standing around you get to see either ass-crack or the junk by facing to the wall or looking at others.

If you live with someone, you could grab a bathrobe and cover up, so most of the time this display could be mitigated somehow. But at some level you gotta say it’s natural. Meaning if I am shown morning wood by a confident man living with me, I think I’d feel glad that he wants to either increase bonding time at the most or sees it as a non-issue at the least, and is relaxed and being himself. Either situation is a win in my book.
 

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Had a young, straight, couchsurfer staying with me in the summer who was due to leave early to catch a bus for a day trip, when he finally came out of his bedroom he said he was late and would have to miss breakfast.


I noticed he had a boner in his shorts and when he saw me looking he said ‘actually that’s why I couldn’t get out of bed as I was waiting for this to subside’.


If you live with someone, you could grab a bathrobe and cover up, so most of the time this display could be mitigated somehow. But at some level you gotta say it’s natural. Meaning if I am shown morning wood by a confident man living with me, I think I’d feel glad that he wants to either increase bonding time at the most or sees it as a non-issue at the least, and is relaxed and being himself. Either situation is a win in my book.

I'll substitute YOUR couch surfer @Tbprivate deal here with @mplsingleguy's breakdown and multiply it by at least 10 to waking up to this;

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at least once a month..


Mind you, unless its hot, they're mostly always sleeping in sleeping bags. But I love that element of surprise when they reach for their shorts to slide on to take a piss.

Some opt not to put shorts on, with that beautiful man meat sticking up or swinging.

I love the expression when they see you caught a glimpse at their wood that implies the comment of, "What?!?! What are you looking at?? It's a fucking dick!!! Go back to sleep and leave me alone.."


I don't know what I like best, when it's sticking up AND OUT in the shorts,

Or when he's hung like a horse>>> has the nerve to free ball, >>>>and has to get up to take that morning piss..
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Overall, honored. Bring it on.

Sometimes the little big man has a mind of his own, and if I am caught out in public wearing sheer shorts people will get an unplanned eyeful… however this is rare. I think that most times we can control how we are seen by others. For example If you go to a locker room, you can choose the least visible aisle to stand-in, or go to a stall to drop jeans if socially inhibited. (Why????) You control how long you stay bare assed in front of your lockers, and when exactly you drop your towel- and which strangers standing around you get to see either ass-crack or the junk by facing to the wall or looking at others.

If you live with someone, you could grab a bathrobe and cover up, so most of the time this display could be mitigated somehow. But at some level you gotta say it’s natural. Meaning if I am shown morning wood by a confident man living with me, I think I’d feel glad that he wants to either increase bonding time at the most or sees it as a non-issue at the least, and is relaxed and being himself. Either situation is a win in my book.

Yes. Non issue unless he acts like he wants to plow you.
 

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In addition to being driven by our inner programming I know that all humans are curious by nature. Unless you live in a part of the world where the regular state of dress is mostly naked, I think being undressed is subconsciously unusual, so you look, then either look away, or keep looking if you are invited to do so, or if the situation calls for it. If i saw my mate nude every morning, that would become normalized and I doubt I would look up from what I was doing. So to me a big part of it is how long does the quick look take...
 

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Had this happen a few times, I usually just ignore it, everyone’s got one.

Shared a hotel room with a friend once, we were out in a different city celebrating a friends birthday. The next morning, fairly hung over, there was a knock at the door, my friend went to answer it and it turned out to be house keeping (we’d forgotten to hang the do not disturb sign). My friend spoke to the maid and then hung up the do not disturb sign. When he closed the door and started walking back to his bed, (hand over his bulge) I asked “Was she fit?” By reply he grabbed his morning wood gave it a squeeze and said “My cock thinks so!”
 

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My three roomates and I are heading down to Miami south beach in two weeks. The hotel room is small with two beds. there are four of us so we will be doubling up in the full sized bed. What would your reaction be if you woke up and saw that your roomate (the one you are sharing the bed with) had a big morning woody? lol i just got a woody thing about that
Been there....done that.....whipped out my own morning woody and we jerked together.....many, many times.....
 

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You do not need to do or say anything, this is normal for guys. Just act like normal, look at it his dick if you want, clearly he isnt shy to hide it, if he notices and wants something to happen in my exerience he will make it absolutely clear. I regularly sleep over at mates flats and them at mine. I only have one bedroom and bed and a couch, so if there are 3 or 4 then one of my mates is in bed with me. What am I talking about, even if it is just two of us we always sleep in the same bed. We are real good mates there is no direct sexual contact, yes we may wake up spooning each other, yes we may wake up with stiffies, but so what. We are really comfortable with nudity and walking around in the morning with erections. If we have raging hardons then we may just lay in bed and wank off to some porn and even wank each other other off some times. Things usually come natural if you are comfortable with yourselves and your bodies.